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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 790 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 6452 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2285 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
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