quotThe Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

CognitiveCrafters

addiction, aging, alzheimer’s, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive scores, CognitiveCrafters, dementia, European countries, habits, health, key lifestyle factor, mental health, non-smoking lifestyles, older adults, public health, research, risk factor, smoking, smoking lifestyles, study

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

Alathra, Animals, Bananas, Biomes, Blue, Brewing, chickens, Cool, Cultures, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom world, guild, Heroes, laser, Lore, merchant, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Nether Mobs, organizations, Religion, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Stuff, Towny, Trade, Villains, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.

ChancesAreGood Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Assessment, chances, ChancesAreGood, critique, Entertainment, Evaluation, Feedback, Good, likelihood, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, opinion, Positive, Potential, Probability, Quality, Rating, reaction, review, Server, Video

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! But don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas who just want to build epic structures and go on wild adventures with you.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous parkour courses just to get to your base. But hey, at least you’ll get a killer leg workout in the process!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to anyone who finds it. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas…

TankGirls Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anticipation, casual looking, Characters, comedy, fan favorites., girls und panzer, gup, japanese animation, Military, Minecraft, Momonga, next movie, obscure guppies, op, school girls, screen time, Sequel, Server, tank battles, TankGirls, three years

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Votes:	6433	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when out of nowhere, a casual looking Momonga appears as the freaking OP and starts wreaking havoc on the server. But wait, there’s more! We have obscure guppies that need more screen time for the next Minecraft movie in three years. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoHurtFeelsCraft

blended family, bullying, Communication, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dreadlocks, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, lessons learned, NoHurtFeelsCraft, parenting, peer pressure, personal choices, Respect, Self-expression, step-parenting, Sympathy, tough love, Understanding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this dad, his son, and their dreadlocks.

Looking for a server where you can express yourself through your character’s hairstyle? Well, look no further! Just like this son who wanted to emulate his dad’s dreadlocks, you can customize your Minecraft avatar to reflect your unique style.

Experience the thrill of standing up to bullies, just like this son did when he decided to cut his locks despite the teasing. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server and have to make tough decisions too!

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a lesson or two about the importance of communication and respect. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to console a fellow player who’s made a regrettable decision – just like this dad had to do with his son!

So come on over and join the fun – you never know what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

NoAlcoholCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoAlcoholCraft, Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

If someone offered you $50 per day to never drink alcohol again, would you take it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer you the chance to earn $50 per day just by playing! That’s right, simply by mining, building, and surviving in our virtual world, you can make bank without ever having to give up your favorite adult beverages.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that it will grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in battle. Imagine all the diamonds, enchanted gear, and bragging rights you’ll have once you’ve bested this beast!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our PvP arena, where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Warrior. Will you emerge victorious and claim the prize of a lifetime supply of golden apples? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the rewards are plentiful, and the possibilities are endless. Who needs $50 a day when you can have all this and more in our pixelated paradise?

BlockBusters2025

adult content, AMERICANS, BlockBusters2025, Censorship, civil liberties, controversial laws, Ethics, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, internet regulation, legislation, morality, personal choice, porn, Project 2025, public opinion, sexual expression, social norms, societal impact

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are you tired of living in a world where porn is illegal in 2025? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual paradise where porn is not only legal, but encouraged! Join us and escape the oppressive laws of the real world as you build, explore, and indulge in all the adult content your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server and loves to watch players get freaky in the virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

WolfCraft2024

banned, controversy, Demiral, disciplinary action, disciplinary committee, Euro 2024, European Championship, Fair Play, football, football news, Gesture, national team, sports, sports news, Sportsmanship, suspension, turkey, Turkish player, UEFA, wolf gesture, WolfCraft2024

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9896
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they get banned for doin’ wolf gestures? well, u found the right place, buddy! our server is so crazy, even the mobs are like “what the heck is happenin’ here?” join us if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay ever. who knows, maybe u’ll end up gettin’ banned for doin’ a chicken dance or somethin’. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now!

Dad’s Energy MC Server: No Vanilla Ice [No SMP] 1.21, Java, Fabric whitelist – Not inspired by Hermitcraft, not mature, not family-friendly

#exciting, Active, Builds, Community, Competitions, Dad Energy, Dads, Discord, Drama-free, ENERGY, enthusiasts, Events, Fabric, Familyfriendly, Farms, Friendly, gender-inclusive, hermitcraft, Ice, Inspired, java, Label, like-minded, Mature, Minigames, Players, PvP, Server, smp, Tournament, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Mature Minecraft Enthusiasts
Launch Date	February 2024
Relaunch Event	July 13th, 2024 (1.21 upgrade)
Community Features

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Who is this server aimed at?

A: The server is aimed at mature Minecraft enthusiasts who identify with the ‘Dad Energy’ label. It is open to all genders and is not strictly age-limited.

Q: When did the server start?

A: The server started in February 2024.

Q: What kind of activities does the server offer?

A: The server offers community builds and farms, minigames, PVP tournaments, competitions, and more.

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: Drop into the discord server and say hi! [https://discord.gg/ERHpPuu2Qh](https://discord.gg/ERHpPuu2Qh)