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ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	150	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7656
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Divine Spears Created:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	144	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!