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Snowball SMP

Alt-Right, Bigotry, discrimination, extremist, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, nationalism, prejudice, racial hatred, racial superiority, racism, smp, Snowball, supremacist, white identity, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, WHITE PRIDE, White Supremacy, world-wide, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the sun always shines and the creepers wear sunglasses! Join us on White PrideWorld Wide for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground base where the llamas throw the best dance parties.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs and summon a chicken army at a moment’s notice. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether, where the lava flows like hot sauce and the zombie pigmen moonwalk to victory. Just watch out for the elusive Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamond armor and leaving them stranded in their undies.

So why join White PrideWorld Wide? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and befriend a talking parrot who knows all the server’s juiciest gossip? Come for the memes, stay for the madness – this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

Camp, Conversation, favorite things, Food, FoodieFrenzy, frosty, groceries, grocery issue, hiding food, hurt feelings, Kid, lunch, Minecraft, non-perishable, pantry, renter, running low, schedules, School, Server, sharing, SNACKS

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of sharing your snacks with uninvited guests? Join our Minecraft server where you can hoard all the virtual snacks you want without anyone stealing them! We promise no one will hide food from you or hurt your feelings by not sharing. Plus, you can build a virtual pantry to store all your goodies safely away from greedy hands. Don’t let real-life snack thieves ruin your day, come join us for a snack-filled adventure like no other!

HouseFlipFlop

Argument, bills, Breakup, Decision making, family, finances, Friend, high school, House, HouseFlipFlop, Job, joint bank account, Mortgage, Pets, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, savings, unemployment, vet bills

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists and turns.

Just like this story, our server is full of unexpected plot twists and jaw-dropping moments. From house shopping drama to financial disputes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and tough decisions, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you can handle the chaos and excitement that awaits. And remember, in this Minecraft world, anything is possible – even crazier than your ex’s demands!

DumbQsOnly Minecraft SMP

analytical thinking, challenging authority, challenging beliefs, cognitive development., critical inquiry, critical thinking, Curiosity, Deep thinking, DumbQsOnly, expanding knowledge, exploring perspectives, intellectual growth, learning, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, philosophical inquiry., questioning assumptions, questioning norms, seeking understanding, self reflection, smp, stupid questions, Thought-provoking

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	794	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with epic quests, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a disco party.

Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house made entirely out of TNT. And you know what? It became the most popular tourist attraction on the server! So if you’re looking for a place where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme, this is the SMP for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

So come on, don’t be a noob! Join our SMP and let the madness begin!

GrindCraft20sPayOff

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about mortgage payments? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself begged to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our builds. We have secret treasure caves filled with enchanted loot and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world responsibilities and embrace your inner block-building genius, come join us on our server. Who needs a 401k when you can have a chest full of emeralds instead?

Neolib-Free Immigration Craft

citizenship, Craft, foreign relations, foreigners, Government, immigration, immigration control, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration process, immigration reform, immigration regulations, immigration system, international politics, neoliberal ideology, NeolibFree, policy, Politics, putin, residency, russia, Visa, Western

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should. first of all, putin himself is streamlining the immigration process for all u foreigners who are totally against that western ‘neoliberal ideology’. like, how crazy is that? u can come build ur blocky empire without any of that capitalist nonsense holding u back.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just run into putin himself wandering around, mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. he’s like the ultimate minecraft boss, am i right?

oh, and did i mention that there are secret underground tunnels leading to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor? u gotta be quick though, cuz word on the street is that the room is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, action-packed, putin-approved minecraft server out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.

EcoCraft: Carbon Sequestration

#sustainability, atmosphere, Biodiversity, carbon, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate resilience, EcoCraft, ecological balance, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Environmental Protection, Freshwater Ecosystems, global warming, greenhouse gas reduction, Natural resources, Nature, Sequestration, Storing Carbon, Underground, water conservation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

yo, come join our minecraft server where we fight climate change by planting trees and building underwater cities to store all that carbon. we got dolphins riding pigs, polar bears doing the macarena, and creepers planting flowers instead of exploding. plus, our freshwater ecosystems are so fresh, you can drink straight from the rivers without getting diarrhea. join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

Easy as pie tart [SMP] in the land of 1.21+

Abilities, Adventure, Buy, Combat, custom enchantments, disciplines, EASY, Economy, entrepreneur, Features, gameplay, Land, Perks, Pie, player, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Sell, skills system, smp, Survival, Tart, Trade, wealth

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Overview of Ezartla Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your creations from griefers with our land claiming system.
Player-Run Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with other players to amass wealth and resources.
Ranks	Earn ranks through gameplay and unlock unique perks.
Custom Enchantments	Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization.
Skills System	Level up skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities.
Massive World	Explore a vast world 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.
Minecraft 1.21	Experience the latest version with new features and blocks.

FAQs for Ezartla Minecraft Server

1. How can I protect my creations on the server?

Use the land claiming system to protect your builds from griefers.

2. How can I earn wealth on the server?

Engage in player-run economy by trading, buying, and selling with other players.

3. How do I unlock perks and abilities?

Earn ranks through gameplay achievements to unlock unique perks.

4. What are custom enchantments and how do I get them?

Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization as you play.

5. How do I level up skills?

Hone your skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities and become a master.

6. How big is the world on the server?

Explore a massive world that is 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.

7. What Minecraft version is the server running?

Experience the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with all its new features and mechanics.

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

1000 years in the past, 300 years in the future, alternate history, BMWF, FANTASY, female empowerment, female warriors, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, Girlboss, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, speculative fiction, strong female characters, time manipulation, time period, time travel, Women empowerment, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Votes:	6728	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server where history is turned upside down and inside out! Step into a world 300 years in the future where BMWs roam the land like wild horses, because who needs logic when you’re playing Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Travel back 1000 years in the past where women are girlbossing their way through battles as fierce warriors, because who says history has to be accurate in a blocky world of creativity and chaos?

Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity as we defy all expectations and have a blast building, exploring, and laughing our way through this wacky Minecraft server. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

emotional burden, Emotional healing, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, heaviness, inner peace, InYourCuntCraft, life journey, life struggles, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, smp, unhappiness, Unhappy, Unlucky

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Enchantments Applied:	147
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of living in a boring world where happiness is as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of unhappiness! Join us and experience a world where every block you break is a step towards true fulfillment and joy.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately feel a weight lifted off your shoulders. The sun is shining, the pigs are oinking, and your fellow players are building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. You join in on the fun, crafting and building to your heart’s content, and suddenly, you realize that this is where you truly belong.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your fortune? Or will you let fear hold you back, like it has in your real life?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let go of your unhappiness once and for all. Who knows, you might even find true happiness in the most unexpected of places – like a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities.