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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3439 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!