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HijabCraft Minecraft Server

Beach, civil liberties, control, controversy, cultural norms, enforce, escalates, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, public spaces, religious freedom, SECURITY, Server, Social Issues, Surveillance, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Star Shards Collected:	154	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz we got more police than Iran has on their beaches! We got 7,000 police officers making sure everyone wears a hijab in the game. It’s like a fashion show meets a police state, but in Minecraft! Plus, our admins are like ninjas, always lurking in the shadows ready to ban anyone who breaks the rules. So come join us and experience the thrill of being watched by more cops than a beach in Iran!

CraftyUkraine700

assistance package, bilateral cooperation, CraftyUkraine700, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic assistance, european politics, european union, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, France, government funding, infrastructure support, international relations, Investment, long-term commitment, Partnership, reconstruction efforts, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

u know what else is critical infrastructure support? JOINING our MINECRAFT server! we got diamonds for days, like way more than $700 million worth. ukraine aint got nothin on us. plus, our admins are like french royalty, they’ll treat u like a king or queen or whatever u wanna be. come build ur own eiffel tower or something, idk just join and have a blast. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and diamonds and french admins, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun and diamonds and french admins? not me, that’s for sure. so come on, what r u waiting for? JOIN NOW!

PumpStopperCraft

budget constraints, budgeting, cost of living, economic impact, Expenses, financial challenges, financial strain, fuel consumption, fuel costs, fuel economy, gas prices, gas pump, gas station, inflation, money management, precise filling, price increases, pump control, PumpStopperCraft, rising prices

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6805	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of struggling to stop the gas pump on the exact number you want? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical gas station where the pump stops on the perfect number every single time! Join us and never worry about overpaying for gas again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of gas pump whisperers who can communicate with the pumps and make them stop on any number you desire. Want to stop at $20.69 exactly? Done. How about $4.20? Easy peasy. Join us and unlock the power of the gas pump whisperers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can predict the future. Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask Larry! He may spit in your face, but his predictions are never wrong.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the gas pump perfection, gas pump whisperers, and psychic llama like never before! It’s gonna be a gas-tastic time, trust us!

CraftySTIHideout

committed relationship, Communication, CraftySTIHideout, Disclosure, health, hidden STI, Honesty, lack of disclosure, Prevention, quality sex education, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, safe sex, sexual behavior, sexual health, sexual partners, sexually transmitted infection, std, STI, stigma, Trust

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ores Mined:	1686	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY SHENANIGANS? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A TRAMPOLINE! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLDS FILLED WITH GIANT CHICKENS, TALKING CREEPERS, AND SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE EPIC BATTLES AGAINST ZOMBIE LLAMAS AND EVIL SQUID BOSSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! AND REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, STAYS IN OUR SERVER! WINK WINK 😉🤫🤪

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, chinks, collectivist, commie activists, Commies, Competition, Degenerates, envy, Frustration, Humanity, individual strength, inferiority complex, leftist wimps, Minecraft, rusniggers, Server, shitskins, strength in numbers, turd worlders, West, White civilization, white culture, white people

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of being hated on by turd worlders, commie activists, and other inferior beings? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of White culture and civilization! We are the enlightened ones, the driving force of humanity, and the constant reminder to those who envy us of what they can never achieve.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures, conquer lands, and show those who despise us what true superiority looks like. We welcome all White individuals who want to join us in our quest to dominate the Minecraft world and crush our enemies with our collective strength.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world what true power and greatness really mean. And remember, on our server, White is always right!

VARmadness Minecraft Server

club, complaining, controversy, decision, Drama, EFL, English Football League, football, irony, Keep, Kek, legal action, Mad irony, Minecraft, Nottingham Forest, Server, Soccer, sports, Technology, VAR, VARmadness, video assistant referee, voted

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magic Items Found:	8343
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dimension Hops:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way.

PlateClearerMC

aita, dining customs, dining etiquette, dining experience, dining habits, dining out, empty plate, Etiquette, PlateClearerMC, polite behavior, proper behavior, restaurant customs, restaurant etiquette, restaurants, server etiquette, server interruptions, Servers, social expectations, social norms, table manners

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!

“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, consequences, cringe, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, error, faux pas, Guilt, Minecraft, mistake, Oh No!, OhShitCraft, Panic, realization, regret, regretful, remorse, Server, shame, shock, Trouble

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ores Mined:	1180
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7379	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

CraftyCouplesChallenges

Adversity, Commitment, Communication, compassion, coping mechanisms, CraftyCouplesChallenges, difficult times, emotional pain, Empathy, Hardship, Heartache, long term relationship, love, partner struggles, patience, personal growth, relationship challenges, resilience, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Items Found:	1615	Enchantments Applied:	232
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	192	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of watching your partner struggle with basic Minecraft tasks like building a house or finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where your partner will have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, ride pigs through a lava parkour course, and even battle a giant zombie chicken boss! Watch as they scream in frustration and laugh in delight as they conquer the craziest challenges our server has to offer. So why wait? Join now and give your partner the ultimate Minecraft experience they’ll never forget!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Dagestan, Dagestan police, discrimination, entrap, entrap gay men, entrapment, entrapment by police, entrapment online, forced, Gay Men, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, ONLINE, online entrapment, Police, provider, Russian, Russian provider, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then, outta nowhere, you find out that it’s actually run by a russian adult content provider who got caught up in some crazy scheme with the dagestan police to trap gay men online! like, what even is that?!

but wait, it gets even crazier! they’re like, “join our server for the most insane adventures and mind-blowing challenges!” like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness, amirite?!

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s got more drama than a soap opera, then this is the place for you! join now and see what wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of minecraft madness!