New Minecraft Servers 2025

quotquot.. Minecraft Servers

quotquot.. Minecraft Servers

  • Switch Kids Craft Land

    Switch Kids Craft Land
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 5082
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Animals Bred: 155
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

    not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hack Bacteria Attack!

    Hack Bacteria Attack!
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 2032
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Potions Brewed: 58 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyBlock
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 8848
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Potions Brewed: 87
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

    What we got to offer!

    Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

    Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

    185.206.148.132

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

    Crafty Denial Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 4069
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 9096
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Votes: 9684 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

    So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

    DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 6875
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 5248
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 762
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Farms Harvested: 735
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTruths

    CraftyTruths
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 5887
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 346824
    Votes: 9284 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BankruptCraft

    BankruptCraft
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 3695
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2611 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7040
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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