Boredom SMP – Whitelist HermitCraft-LikeưỸ

Uptime, advertising, Active Staff, smp, Host Details

Boredom SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Boredom SMP
IP	play.boredommc.com
Version	Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Player Count	20-30 online player average
Features	– Purely Vanilla Gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs – Proximity Chat (optional) – Active staff and community – Donations are cosmetic, no pay-to-win

FAQ

What makes Boredom SMP unique?

Boredom SMP offers a purely vanilla gameplay experience with some HermitCraft-style data packs. We have a highly active community of adults, proximity chat, CoreProtect for grief recovery, cosmetic donations only, active staff, and a creative server for all members.

What should I expect from Boredom SMP?

Expect a close-knit group of respectful adults, server-wide events and competitions, 100% uptime with a 20 TPS average, community projects, and a long-term community that welcomes all kinds of players.

Can I use Discord & Dynmap?

Yes, you can view the world with Dynmap upon whitelisting, and talk to players on the server through Discord with cross-chatting enabled.

For more information and to apply, visit our website at https://www.boredommc.com/ and join our Discord at https://discord.boredommc.com

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com

Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]

Host Details: 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU | 1Gbps Network | 2TB NVME Storage

Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Chud Havoc: Blocky Rebellion

engineering ethics, Chud, sexism in the workplace, organizational change, Havoc

Join Now or Forever Question Reality!*

Welcome, brave souls! Have you ever wondered if existence is but a pixelated dream? What if I told you there’s a server where chaos reigns supreme, and sanity is a distant memory? This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a simulated existential crisis wrapped in a warm blanket of digital nonsense! Join us, unless you prefer to be devoured by the Void™. Trust me, it’s the greatest server ever… if you’re into losing your grip on reality!

Features: Embrace the Absurdity

Feature	Description
Infinite Pickle Dimension	Mine pickles that whisper your deepest fears while perpetually changing colors.
Anti-Gravity Blocks	Blocks that float, or do they fall? Who knows?!
Villager Cults	Interact with NPCs that demand tribute in the form of existential dread.
Random Enderman Explosions	Every 5 minutes, an Enderman will explode, leaving questions that only your therapist can answer.
Zombie Fashion Shows	Watch zombies strut their stuff in the latest styles of rotting flesh!
Mushroom Therapy	Cuddle mushrooms to fix your broken psyche. Side effects may include hallucinating sentient grass.

FAQ: The More You Ask, The Less You Know!

Q: How do I join the server?A: Reason is a construct. The door is hidden under the third cow from the left.

Q: Is there a mod list?A: Yes, but the mods are all invisible today; they may be plotting your demise.

Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules are but shadows of chains that hold you down. Embrace chaos and build a palace of despair.

Random Quotes from Our Deranged Adventurers:

“The head engineer just chimped out and asked HR to move all women to another site or fire them.”

“Why are the pickles staring at me?!”

“Since when do mushrooms talk?!”

“I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe… like villagers making demands!”

Join us, or risk the terrifying knowledge of what you might be missing. Perhaps it’s all just a glitch, or maybe… just maybe, it’s reality itself unraveling at the seams.

HappinessHater69420

coping mechanisms, relationships, Emotional support, Therapy, Invitation

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about my friend Darwin. He’s been feeling down for like, forever, but when he plays on our server, he forgets all his worries and just has a blast!

One time, Darwin was so sad he almost did something really bad, but we swooped in like superheroes and saved the day! Now, whenever he logs on, he’s all smiles and laughter. It’s like a magical place where all your problems disappear!

So, if you want to escape reality and just have a good time, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own happy place just like Darwin did. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs – what more could you ask for? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
TrumpTNTBlowup-Minecraft SMP

market recovery, president trump, stock market, Investment, Trading

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit and you should join because like, there’s this secret diamond mine that only the chosen ones can find. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. So like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server? It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros.

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New Server IP
CraftyDictatorCrafts

debate, control, controversy, political analysis, president

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about real-world politics? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it makes the Trump administration look like a kindergarten class election. Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun that will have you saying “Trump who?” in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow some virtual dictatorships together!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Electricity Export Cutoff Minecraft Server

ontario, Ontario economy, export, export tariff, Server

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that the government of Ontario is trying to shut us down because they’re jealous of all the fun we’re having. They’re even threatening to cut off our electricity, but don’t worry, we’ve got a secret stash of redstone-powered generators to keep the party going.

So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who needs electricity anyway when you’ve got a pet dragon that farts diamonds? Let’s show Ontario what real fun looks like!

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New Server IP
CraftyTariffCrash

trump, financial markets, trade agreement, US, Global markets

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE TRUMP’S TARIFFS MADE THE STOCKS CRASH AND NOW WE’RE ALL LIVING IN MINECRAFT LAND TO ESCAPE THE CHAOS. BUILD A FORTRESS TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS FROM THE TARIFF MONSTERS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THERE’S A SECRET DIAMOND MINE THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL UNICORN LAND. COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN THE UNIVERSE. #TARIFFSAREFORTROLLS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #DIAMONDUNICORNS

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New Server IP
Sun’s Activity Earthquake Fun

earthquake, environmental impact, trigger, seismic activity prediction, solar flares

So, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. Like, did you know that the sun’s activity can, like, trigger earthquakes on Earth? It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

Join our server and experience the craziest earthquakes caused by the sun’s activity. It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

You’ll be mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! The sun decides to shake things up a bit and you’re running for your virtual life. It’s like a natural disaster movie, but in Minecraft.

So, like, come join us and experience the thrill of surviving earthquakes caused by the sun. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, man. Trust us, it’s a wild ride.

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New Server IP

LushLands

long term, guess the build, Solo, Leaderboards, public warps

LushLands Minecraft Server

Server Overview

Server Name	LushLands
IP	lushlands.online
Version	1.16.5
Player Count	Varies
Features	Long-Term Survival Experience No Pay-to-Win Mechanics Diamond-Based Economy Build Battle Challenges OneBlock Mode Upcoming Skyblock Mode

FAQ

Gameplay

Q: What type of gameplay does LushLands offer?

A: LushLands provides a long-term survival experience with a focus on fair gameplay, player creativity, and community building.

Rules

Q: Are there any specific rules on LushLands?

A: Yes, LushLands has a set of rules to ensure a positive and inclusive gaming environment. These rules are enforced for the benefit of all players.

Plugins

Q: What kind of plugins does LushLands use?

A: LushLands uses plugins to enhance gameplay, economy, and community interactions. These plugins are chosen to maintain a balanced and engaging gameplay experience.

Community

Q: How can I join the LushLands community?

A: You can join the LushLands community by visiting our website or Discord server. We welcome players who share our passion for Minecraft and fair gameplay.

Monetization

Q: Does LushLands offer any paid features?

A: No, LushLands does not offer any pay-to-win mechanics. Our focus is on providing a balanced and enjoyable experience for all players, regardless of financial contributions.

Monster Hunter Mascot Mayhem

mascot, monster hunter, gaming community reaction, Raora upset, youtube gaming news

🌌 JOIN THE VOID CRYSTAL SERVER – WHERE CUBES HAVE EYES! 🌌

Ever wonder what it’s like to punch the fabric of reality? Oh boy, do we have the place for you! This is not just a server; it’s more like a cosmic philosophical riddle wrapped in a blocky enigma that you didn’t ask for but you NEED. Join now and embrace the chaotic truth – or you’ll be trapped in a void that keeps whispering your secrets… or maybe that’s just Steve. Who even knows?!

🌀 FEATURES THAT DEFINITELY EXIST 🌌

🧀 Feature Name	🤖 Description
Infinite Dimensions of Confusion	Explore realms where the laws of physics are merely suggestions, and gravity takes a day off! Welcome to upside-down land, where walking through walls is a job requirement.
Cursed Lava Pools	Swim in the sweetest lava you’ll ever taste! Disclaimer: taste deeply affects existential dread levels.
Endless Frowning Trees	Chop down trees that cry tears of wood! These sad saplings demand you ponder your life choices every slice.
Circular Creepers	Why be square when you can be round? Our creepers are redefined geometrical nightmares that can not only explode but also question the meaning of existence!
Reality Shift Zones	Step into zones where your skin may peel off, and you’ll find yourself in a realm of spaghetti. Yes, spaghetti. Enjoy.
Screaming Villagers	Trade with villagers whose cries echo your deepest fears, offering items you cannot even comprehend!

🤔 FAQ – OR IS IT? 🧐

❓ Question	🌀 Answer
Can I build a house?	Only if your soul agrees to the costs! Be prepared to barter your inner thoughts for extra cobblestone… or human teeth?
What are the rules?	Rules? Never heard of it! Just don’t talk to the entities lurking behind the moon at 3 AM; they get cranky!
Is there a community?	Yes! It includes every version of you from alternate realities. Some might be a bit… off.
How do I join?	Simply search for truth at the bottom of a well. If you find a rubber duck, congratulations, you’re in!

💬 RANDOM QUOTES FROM CONFUSED PLAYERS 💬

“So the you I killed was just a reflection of my shadow trying to wake me up from my own sleep?”

“Why do the glowstone blocks whisper my name when it’s raining chocolate?”

“Are villagers just chunk errors in this simulation trying to escape?”

“The Enderman offered me a choice: pizza or eternal solitude. I chose pizza and now I’m stuck in a loop.”

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