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Alright Elite Gods, who are we taking? Dakota? – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mines Excavated:	2010
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	222756	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server in existence! Join us and become a part of the Elite Gods, a group of legendary players who dominate the virtual world with their mad skills and insane builds.

We have Dakota, the master of redstone who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. Join us and witness her epic creations that will leave you speechless.

But that’s not all! We also have Steve, the fearless warrior who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of bread. Join us and learn his secret techniques for surviving in the toughest of situations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the Elite Gods. Just be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Let’s conquer this Minecraft world together!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	144	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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SwitchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only Minecraft can provide. We’ve got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers telling knock-knock jokes. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be the only place where you can find secret levels inspired by Donkey Kong Country Returns and Xenoblade Chronicles X. Who knew those games could be even more epic in blocky form?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got insider information that Kirby and the Rainbow Curse will be making a surprise appearance on our server. Get ready to paint your way to victory in the most colorful and wacky adventure yet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT)!

Argie’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to face challenges like no other, such as building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank each other. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in another player’s chest with raw potatoes! And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama that spits out TNT.

But it’s not all fun and games – we also have intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. One player even managed to defeat an entire army of zombies using nothing but a carrot on a stick!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us at Argie… if you dare.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where the only thing faker than the election polls is the amount of diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Our server is so unpredictable, even Nate Silver couldn’t predict the crazy adventures you’ll have here. Join us for a wild ride filled with fake news, gay polls, and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Who needs politics when you can have a blast on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

The Business Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8089	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are shaking up the fast food industry one ice cream machine at a time! Join us as we embark on a quest to overthrow the tyrannical rule of the McD’s ice cream machine monopoly.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the secret to unlimited diamonds lies within our server. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary treasure and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples? Yeah, you heard that right. So come on over and join us for a wild ride of chaos, competition, and craziness. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	169
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We don’t just offer the usual survival mode and creative building, oh no. We have special events that will blow your mind!

Join us for the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program where you can battle it out with other players in a virtual arena for ultimate bragging rights. And don’t forget to check out our newest trailer, where you can see characters like Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz in action.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming events like “En-Nah” Into Your Lap, where you can claim 10 free Boopons just for checking in. And who can resist the allure of earning Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III in Vicious Dogs Within?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have redeemable codes that will give you exclusive in-game rewards. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Minecraft SMP: /bbuk/ Big Brother UK 21 – Eviction Cont

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Dean is pissed and he’s ready to wreak havoc! Join us for insane pranks, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of Dean, of course). Who needs peaceful farming when you can join in on the chaos and madness? So come on, what are you waiting for? Dean is waiting to unleash his fury, and he needs you by his side!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of getting ghosted by your e-boyfriends and online friends? Are you feeling like you’re getting unadded left and right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being lonely again! Our community is filled with friendly players who will always be there to chat and play with you, no matter what! Plus, we have a strict “no roping” policy, so you can leave those dark thoughts behind and focus on building epic structures and having a blast in-game. Join us now and say goodbye to online drama!

Villainous Vixen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further, because our server is full of drama, betrayal, and epic battles! Join us if you want to unleash your inner villain and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Who knows, you might even become the most feared player on the server!

Picture this: you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a fierce dragon. Do you have what it takes to defeat the dragon and claim the riches for yourself? Or maybe you’ll team up with other players to take down the reigning villain who has been terrorizing the server for weeks.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. The friendly farmer you meet could turn out to be a cunning trickster, ready to steal your diamonds when you least expect it. Trust no one and always watch your back!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Just remember, in this world, the line between hero and villain is very, very thin.