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FavPersonCraft

beloved person, Best Friend, cherished person, family member, favorite human, favorite individual, favorite person, favorite personality, favourite person, FavPersonCraft, Hero, Idol, inspiration, loved one, mentor, Role Model, Significant Other, special person, who is your favorite person, who is your favourite person

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Oh, hands down, it’s gotta be Steve from our Minecraft server! I mean, have you heard about the time he rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived because he was wearing a diamond helmet that he found in a chicken coop? And don’t even get me started on the epic battles he’s had with the Ender Dragon – he once defeated it using nothing but a stack of raw fish and a wooden sword! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you want to join in on the craziness and meet some truly unforgettable characters, come hang out with us on our Minecraft server!

ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday

blackrock, CEO, China, Chinacraft, Conflict, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, emerging markets, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investment, Payday, political dynamics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Support, Trade, ukraine war

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8603
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?

join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?

plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!

Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

Access, access to mirrors, arguments, common, DADDY, dna testing, family disputes, Fatherhood, genetic testing, good mirrors, Identity, less common, MIRROR, Mirrors, modern technology, Paternity, paternity arguments, paternity disputes, paternity issues, Reflection, relationships, self reflection, Wars, Whos

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3117
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchantments Applied:	200

yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft Server

cultural humiliation ritual, degradation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, humiliation ceremony, humiliation ritual, humiliation tradition, Minecraft, psychological torture, public humiliation, ritual, ritualistic degradation, ritualistic embarrassment, ritualistic humiliation, ritualistic humiliation event, ritualistic humiliation practice, ritualistic punishment, ritualistic shame, self-humiliation, Server, shame, social humiliation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Divine Spears Created:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious humiliation ritual for all new players! Picture this: you have to wear a chicken suit and do the chicken dance in front of the entire server while they throw eggs at you. It’s a riot, trust us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of the troll who will turn them into a block of dirt! It’s like a twisted version of a fairy tale, but way more fun.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our “Parkour of Peril” challenge where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. It’s a real test of skill and nerves of steel.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of laughter, danger, and pure chaos. Just remember, you might leave with your dignity slightly bruised, but you’ll definitely have a great time!

Copenhagen Craft Minecraft SMP

ATTACKED, Beautiful, Copenhagen, Craft, Danish tv2, eksplosioner, Embassy, explosions, Hunted Down, Israel, Israeli embassies, jewgle, kikes, Krimi, live feed, local time, Minecraft, News, shots fired, smp, stockholm, tkd, Translate

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where explosions and chaos reign supreme! Just like the two explosions near the embassy in Copenhagen, our server is full of unexpected surprises and thrilling moments. And who doesn’t love a little drama like shots fired at the Israeli embassy in Stockholm? TKD (Total Krazy Destruction) is the name of the game here, so come join us and let’s hunt down some kikes… in Minecraft, of course! Live feed news straight from Danish tv2, because we like to keep things interesting. Don’t miss out on all the action, join our SMP today!

HomeWreckerCraft

African American, child support, Cultural differences, Daddy Issues, family dynamics, family structure, father figure, HomeWreckerCraft, Interracial Relationships, mixed race relationships, Moral values, parenting, perpetrating broken homes, personal boundaries, relationships, single parenting, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Emeralds Found:	5512	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister’s bachelor/bachelorette party.

Meet Daniel, the man with three daughters from three different women, all under two years apart. He’s like the ultimate Minecraft player, building relationships faster than he builds a house. But watch out, he may hit on you even if you’re not interested, just like he did with me at the party.

But don’t worry, I gave him a piece of my mind about being a responsible father and setting a good example for his daughters. Some people said it wasn’t my place to comment, but hey, on this server, everyone’s opinion matters (even if you’re not African American).

So join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy storylines, and maybe even a lesson or two about parenting. Who needs TV drama when you have Minecraft drama?

SkillzMaster Minecraft SMP

expertise acquisition, expertise mastery, instant learning, instant talent mastery, mastering abilities, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learning, quick mastery, rapid skill development, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill perfection, SkillzMaster, smp, talent acquisition, talent development, talent enhancement, talent mastery, talent proficiency

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly master any skill or talent you desire! Want to become a redstone wizard? Done. Dreaming of being the best builder in the land? Consider it done.

Join our server and watch as players become experts in the most ridiculous skills like underwater basket weaving or llama whispering. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for juggling creepers or riding pigs like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

MineMotivationCraft

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, DRIVE, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inner drive, inspiration, MineMotivationCraft, motivation, motivation in life, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, reaching goals, self improvement, staying focused, success

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited potatoes to whoever holds it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s first and only underwater cow racing track? Yes, you heard that right. Ride a cow through underwater tunnels and compete against other players for the title of Cow Racing Champion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret disco cave, where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!

Battle Cry, Bravery, courage, determination, Duty, fallen soldiers, fight on, heroism, Honor, inspiration, keepfighting, nation, patriotism, perseverance, Remembrance, resilience, sacrifice, solidarity, Ukraine, UkraineWarriors, Unity, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so like, ukraine’s fallen soldiers were like, super inspiring and stuff. they were all like, “we will never give up, we will never surrender!” and everyone was like, “wow, those guys are so cool.” so now, this minecraft server is like, dedicated to them or something.

join this server if you want to be as brave as ukraine’s fallen soldiers. fight off creepers and zombies like a true hero. show the world that you have the courage and strength of a warrior.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally legit, trust me.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something epic. honor the memory of ukraine’s fallen soldiers and become a legend in the world of minecraft. do it for the fallen, do it for glory!

Belly Thread Minecraft Server

Belly, belly fat, belly thread, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, embracing imperfections, fat belly, fitness goals, healthy living, love yourself, mental health, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, Thread, weight loss journey

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a belly thread where you have to show off your fat mines! That’s right, no excuse to hide that glorious belly of yours – flaunt it proudly in front of all your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Belly Button of Doom, rumored to grant immense powers to anyone brave enough to touch it. Will you be the chosen one to harness its incredible abilities and conquer the Minecraft world?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with belly laughs, epic battles, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind community where belly buttons reign supreme!