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BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, evacuation, evacuation orders, Guterres, harm’s way, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

LebCraft: War of the Blocks

blocks, Ceasefire, Conflict, extremist group, foreign intervention, Former PM, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hijacked, Israel, Lebanese government, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, political instability, power struggle, proxy war, regional tensions, sectarian violence, Terrorism, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	New Chunks Explored:	176147
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

Accountability, consequences, Crime Prevention, Deterrence, Ethics, fair, Fairness, Justice, Legal System, morality, personal vendettas, Prevention, punishment, punishment consequences, punishment debate, punishment effectiveness, punishment fairness, punishment justification, punishment philosophy, punishment theory, Punishments, Retribution, societal norms, Vendettas

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Potions Brewed:	167	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

BELIEF, BIAS, BiasFree, cognitive bias, conviction, discrimination, equality, EqualityCraft, Evidence, Fun, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, inference, moral conviction, Moral values, Perception, reasoning, rigorous studies, social justice, study results, Trust, trustworthy, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	4141	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

1.21, Active, Builds, Community, Community Based, CREEPERS, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Join, left, Minecraft, mostlyvanilla, multiplayer, Pigs, player, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, swipe, SwipeSMP, Vanilla, Version, white list, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	878
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	86
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Building, Shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
Is the server Discord available?	Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server

crime, crime rates, danger, Dangerous, foreign tourists, Indonesia, Indonesian theft, jakarta, Minecraft, Pickpocketing, safety tips, Server, Southeast Asia, stolen belongings, stolen money, stolen wallets, theft, tourist safety, tourist scams, tourist thefts, travel safety, travel warnings, wallet theft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Votes:	8825
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of being a wallet-stealing Indonesian in Jakarta! Join us as we explore the depths of this pile of wallets, searching for foreign tourist treasures and causing chaos in the streets.

But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!

Favorite Vtuber Music Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Anime, cover song, digital singer, Favorite, Idol, japanese music, jpop, Kawaii, Minecraft, Music, online singer, smp, virtual concert, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual performance, virtual singer, virtual youtuber, vocaloid, Vtuber, vtuber music video

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!

We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!

NoPupPartyAllowed

Animals, anxiety, birthday girl, Birthday Party, Boundaries, cat, celebration, compromise, dog, Events, Friend, Invitations, Needy, NoPupPartyAllowed, party guests, party planning, pet owners, Pets, stress, unreasonable

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pets in our lives? Look no further! Our server welcomes all furry friends, whether they be dogs, cats, or even parrots! We believe that pets bring joy and companionship to our virtual world, so feel free to bring your loyal companions along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!

Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!

SensationalVibesMC SMP

Awareness, best, Body, comfort, Experience, feeling, mindfulness, mindfulness exercise, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, Natural, non-drug related, non-sexual, physical sensation, Pleasure, Relaxation, Sensation, SensationalVibesMC, Sensory, smp, Touch

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!