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LootCraftLottery

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Imagine winning the lottery and splurging on a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle while riding on the back of a flying llama. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our wacky world of pixelated madness? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, you’re a millionaire in this virtual universe!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Advancing Positions

Advancing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military advancements, Military operations, POSITIONS, progress, russian aggression, SECURITY, strategy, strengthening positions, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Animals Bred:	64	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine players who keep advancing and strengthening their positions in the kursk region! it’s like a real life battle but in minecraft! join now to witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world! who will come out on top? join to find out and be a part of the madness!

Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4678
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Potions Brewed:	198
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, abnormality, b.., BIZARRE, crazy, dark humor, demented relationships, DementedLoveCraft, Disturbing, Dysfunctional, INSANE, maddening, mental health, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Psychological, relationships, smp, SoC, Twisted, Unconventional, weird

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9210

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Emeralds Found:	1789

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Edition, emotional scars, emotional triggers, Flashbacks, Healing Process, hypervigilance, ISOLATION, mental health, Nightmares, ptsd, rough life, self-destructive behavior, self-esteem issues, signs of rough life, signs of trauma, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, trust issues

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Divine Spears Created:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse

ai, algorithm flaws, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BugRidden, bugs in the code, computer science, cybersecurity, digital security, Ethics, existential threat, Future, guardrails, human safety, machine intelligence, machine learning, potential risks, programming, rogue AI, sentient AI, Technology

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Towns Built:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords!

Come survive the vanilla chaos at sVanilla Survival – An Peanut Butter & Jelly free zone!

authentic, Axes, bow, BUTTER, Chaos, Clients, Community, Conquer, Creavity, Destruction, east, Economy, Exploration, free, hacked, jelly, Monuments, peanut, Piston, semi anarchy, Slime, Survival, SURVIVE, Svanilla, sword, testament, tradition, tree farms, Usa, Vanilla, Zone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Ores Mined:	7375
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	80
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock Geyser players. With a focus on a semi-vanilla gameplay style and no land claims, players can enjoy an authentic survival multiplayer experience with some quality of life additions.

FAQ:

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

– Melee Based PVP: Enjoy PvP combat using swords, axes, and bows with crystal PvP disabled.

– Quality of Life: Convenience commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are available.

– Bartering Economy: Trade with other players for items without economy plugins.

– Boundless Exploration: Explore the world border and claim land without limitations.

– Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations.

– TNT Duplication: Enable piston and slime based TNT dupers for easy resource gathering.

Can I use hacked clients on sVanilla?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Is crystal PvP allowed on the server?

No, crystal PvP is disabled on sVanilla in favor of melee-based combat.

Are there economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on bartering and trading with other players.

Does the map reset on sVanilla Survival?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.

What are the world border limitations on sVanilla Survival?

The world border is set to a modest 300k, allowing players to explore and claim land freely within this boundary.

LmaoCraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?).

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s cousin, the Enderchicken? Yeah, good luck trying to defeat that feathered fiend!

So come on down to our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity because things are about to get wild, lmao fr though!