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GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz

Argument, aunt, birthday buddies, birthday celebration, Blessing, brunch, Communication, cookout, emotional crutch, exclusion, family, Friends, GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz, Girlfriend, grown man, IMPORTANCE, Plans, reschedule, Tension, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays like never before! Join us for epic birthday parties filled with cake, presents, and explosive surprises!

Need a reason to join? Well, on our server, we understand the importance of birthday traditions. Just like the player who shared his birthday with his aunt and refused to reschedule brunch for anyone else, we value family bonds and special moments. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where emotional crutches are used as party favors?

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might even get to blow up a creeper-shaped pinata or ride a cake-shaped rollercoaster. Just remember, on our server, birthdays are taken seriously – but not too seriously that we can’t have a good laugh about it all!

BotCraft: Mild Simulated Fun

ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, BotCraft, Bots, Chatbots, computer simulation, Cybernetics, digital communication, Digital World, Fun, future technology, human-machine interaction, internet, machine learning, Mild, online interactions, Simulated, simulation, social media, tech advancements, Technology, virtual interactions, virtual reality

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	705732	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

lol join this epic minecraft server where the bots are actually real players in disguise! u never know who u r talking to, it could be a sneaky bot trying to steal ur diamonds or a pro player pretending to be a noob. it’s like living in a mild simulation where nothing is as it seems. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate mind game!

MineMystic

Economy, Minecraft Survival Innovation Custom mobs Unique items Economy Jobs Skills Creatures Crafting Tools Exciting Classic Creative Customization Adventure PVP Building Roleplay Community, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, a dynamic world where survival meets innovation! Explore and thrive in a rich environment featuring custom mobs and unique items. Engage in our robust economy with various jobs and skill systems to enhance your gameplay. Whether you’re battling fierce creatures or crafting powerful tools, there’s always something exciting to do. Join us and experience a blend of classic survival and creative customization that will keep you coming back for more. Adventure awaits!

join.minemystic.com

No-Flakes

Cross-Play, early game, Fresh launch, Minecraft, No economy plugins, no pay to win, PvE, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, Raiding, Sethome, simple voice chat, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	230	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

99% Vanilla with the only changes being quality of life plugins like /spawn and /sethome. The server is fresh and just launched on the 3rd of July, 2024 so you have a chance to actually enjoy the minecraft early game! Supports Simple Voice Chat and you never have to pay for rank! AND THERE ARE NO ECONOMY PLUGINS!

51.81.61.190:25577

Ashea RP – Where the pixels have more drama than your high school reunion! Server opens this Thursday at 1:00 PM EST!

Adventure, armor, Ashea, Builds, Community, creativity, Custom, discrimination, Drama, est, Exploration, FANTASY, FRIENDSHIPS, HIGH, Lore, Medieval, narrative, nation, Nations, OPENS, pixels, Races, reunion, Roleplay, rp, School, Server, species, THURSDAY, TOWN, weapons

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	New Chunks Explored:	676163
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Star Shards Collected:	55	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Ashea RP Minecraft Server

Server Name	ASHEA RP
Server Discord	discord.gg/ashea
Server IP	ashea.org
Server Version	Java 1.20

Overview

Ashea RP is a geopolitical roleplay server, with a medieval fantasy theme! Explore our custom built world, and traverse through the lands of many nations and species! Engage in battles, create your own story, uncover deep lore, and build your dream world.

FAQ

What races can I play as on the server?

Humans, Nekos, Elves, Dwarves, Dragonborn, Ambystoma, Demons, Endkin, and Wraiths

Can I participate in wars and battles on the server?

Yes, the server offers grand battles and wars with a variety of custom weapons and armor for players to use.

Is there a community on the server?

Yes, the server has an inclusive community that welcomes all players and does not discriminate based on real life factors.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting the server IP address provided and connecting with Java version 1.20.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

2-BEYO, 2-BEYOBEYO, blockparty, CIS, cis-1, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6957	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – cis-1,2-BEYOBEYO! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the flying pig unicorn! Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic beasts, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous lava surfing competition, where players compete to see who can ride a wave of lava the longest without getting burned to a crisp. It’s a thrilling and dangerous event that will have you on the edge of your seat (if you don’t fall into the lava, that is).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the mysterious and treacherous Nether realm, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen who have a strange obsession with disco dancing. Join in on their dance parties or risk facing their wrath – the choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join <i>cis</i>-1,2-BEYOBEYO today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it to survive in this wacky world!

HobbyManagerMC SMP

3D Graphics, artist portfolio, artistic skills, book reading, book scanning, career development, digitisation, digitise books, Graphic design, hobby management, HobbyManagerMC, job hunting, Job Search, long books, manage hobbies, personal development, philosophical books, portfolio building, reading, self improvement, smp, Time management

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	123
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a good laugh? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a quest to digitize five long books in-game! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through pages upon pages of text to complete this epic task. But wait, there’s more! We also need you to create a 3D graphics artist portfolio in Minecraft to land your dream job in the field. Who knew virtual building could be so important for your career?

And if that wasn’t enough, we have a book club where we read long, philosophical books together in-game. Imagine discussing deep thoughts and theories while fighting off creepers and zombies – now that’s what we call multitasking!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ElderlyCartMinecraftServer

AITAH, blood pressure, blood volume, Chronic illness, dizziness, Elderly, elderly lady, elderly woman, ElderlyCartMinecraftServer, fainting, family opinion, grocery store, heated exchange, hidden illness, low iron, passing out, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Respect, Safety, shopping cart, sweating

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	85648
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama!

SisterCraft vs GFWars

Breakup, custody, emotional struggles, family, Financial Security, Future, GFWars, Girlfriend, GRIEVING, Inheritance, Loss, love, new life, parenting, Priorities, relationships, responsibilities, single parent, sister, SisterCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9277	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2164	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where grief and fears are left at the door and the only responsibility you have is to build the most epic creations!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter and energy, just like exploring Paris with a shy and anxious sister who may or may not need therapy. But don’t worry, we have therapists experienced in grief and fears ready to help!

And if you’re worried about your financial future, fear not! Our server offers a 50-25-25 inheritance split in your favor, just like in a family video call with grandparents, uncles, aunts, and a lawyer. Your part will be saved in a bank account until you become an adult, so you can focus on building pixelated castles without a care in the world.

Looking for love? We’ve got you covered! Meet your girlfriend after work for emotional apologies and respectful breakups, all while juggling parenting, disciplining, and school on our server. Who needs a relationship when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind for a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories. See you in the game!

BlockyMedic Minecraft Server

BlockyMedic, common mistakes, false beliefs, health fallacies, health inaccuracies, health misconceptions, health misunderstandings, health myths, health myths debunked, healthcare beliefs, healthcare myths, medical errors, medical facts, medical falsehoods, medical inaccuracies, medical misconceptions, medical misconceptions debunked, medical misinformation, medical misunderstandings, medical myths, Minecraft, misconceptions, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to cure all your gaming ailments! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors who can cure any virtual illness you may encounter. Got a case of the creeper blues? Our doctors will have you back on your feet in no time! Plus, our virtual hospital is fully equipped with all the latest medical technology, including virtual stethoscopes and pixelated band-aids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, who roams the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You can do that here! Want to challenge the unicorn to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on down to our Minecraft hospital of fun and frolics, where the only prescription is more cowbell (and maybe a splash potion of healing). Join us today and let the healing begin!