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CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3311	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Potions Brewed:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	6835	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Farms Harvested:	695
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4017	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Buildings Constructed:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dimension Hops:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	41865
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Emeralds Found:	416
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!