quotHM Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

Burnout, can’t do this anymore, career, Crafty, Deadlines, employment, exhaustion, Frustration, Job, mental health, overworked, Repetition, responsibilities, Routine, self-care, stress, tired, Tomorrow, work, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5751
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	New Chunks Explored:	280117
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

Craft, Elira Pendora, Fairy, Feesh, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Freaky Ghost Maid, general, lazu, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, LazuLight+Fujo, Lazulolz, MAYHEM, meets, metal gear, Mining, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Sakana, Solar DragonEro, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Steamy Deck Adventures

Adventures, Deck, deck equipment, Engineering, Equipment, FIX, leak detection, Machinery, maintenance, maintenance tips, Marine, Maritime, mechanical, problem solving, Repair, Steam, steam leak, steam system, Steamy, Technology, Troubleshooting, Vessel

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	983	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!

JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!

assumption, attraction, beauty standards, blocks, Choice, collide, Diversity, Example, facial structure, feminine, gender, heterosexual, homosexual, Identity, JawdroppingCraft, jawline, jaws, LGBTQ, physical features, Preference, Sexuality, Stereotypes, STRONG, strong jaw, Women

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Void Armor Forged:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3601	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are thicc and the adventures are wilder than a creeper on a sugar rush!

Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Friends

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	9539
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7903
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the most epic structures you can think of and show them off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary quests and adventures that will test your skills and bravery. Fight against fearsome creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and become the ultimate hero of the land!

And if you’re looking for some laughs along the way, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From outrageous stories to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where State Mandated Sex is Just a Block Away!

BLOCK, CraftyCreeperz, deserving more, employed, Loneliness, mandated, Men, sex, sexual deprivation, State, state mandated sex

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we believe in mandatory state–mandated sex for all employed men! Feeling lonely and sexually deprived? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll get all the love and attention you deserve!

Join us for a wild and crazy time as we build and explore together in a world where sex is mandatory and loneliness is a thing of the past. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous experience!

MooCraft: Where Coworkers and Moms are Safe from Harm

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Potions Brewed:	123	Enchantments Applied:	99
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg! But that’s not all – if you don’t join this server, your mother will get raped by a gang of creeper zombies! Don’t risk it, join now and save your mom from a horrible fate. Plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, with prizes like enchanted golden apples and god-tier armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods!