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HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	873914
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magic Items Found:	8287	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	7532
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Items Found:	5261
Buildings Constructed:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ores Mined:	3556	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
New Chunks Explored:	74203	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Runes Activated:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!

NoCensor OpenSource FunLand

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, companies, consequences, Content Creation, Development, digital age, ethical considerations, Ethics, FUNLAND, generation, harmful content, innovation, internet, models, NoCensor, open source, opensource, Prevention, Regulation, sexual content, Technology

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Endless Night Skies:	1	Votes:	4725
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and boring? well not dis one, cuz we don’t care bout censorship or rules or any of dat stuff. we let u do whatever u want, even if it’s totally cray cray.

like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.

so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.