quotFUCKING Minecraft Servers

quotFUCKING Minecraft Servers

  • Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

    Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 4364
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Towns Built: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 206 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

    CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 609
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Runes Activated: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Votes: 7426
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

    Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoAheadGamerGrocery

    GoAheadGamerGrocery
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 3838
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Star Shards Collected: 283
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7205 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

    Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

    With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

    SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 8657
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Mines Excavated: 3765

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

    Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

    Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GFsWeirdMC

    GFsWeirdMC
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 2017
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Zombie Dances: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4447
    Runes Activated: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IsraelCompensationMCServer

    IsraelCompensationMCServer
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 7688
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 346 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Votes: 7816 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3216 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

    KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 3866
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 6364
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    RLFactions season 1 beginning soon!

    Have you ever wanted to play a heavily modded factions server?

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist to join the server? No, the server is open to all players.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.
    Can I use any mods on the server? Only the mods specified by the server admin are allowed to maintain a fair gameplay environment.
    How often is the server reset? The server is set to reset at the beginning of each season to keep gameplay fresh.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server

    Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 4430
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Emeralds Found: 5923
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Farms Harvested: 455 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of swimming alone in the vast ocean of Minecraft servers? Do you long for the company of a virtual shark girl who will protect you from any creepers that come your way? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can reunite with Gura, the beloved Vtuber from the depths of the internet!

    Join our server and embark on epic adventures with Gura by your side. She’ll guide you through treacherous caves, help you build the coolest underwater base, and even serenade you with her soothing voice as you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that she’s secretly a master at PvP and will wreck anyone who dares to challenge you.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of quirky players who love to pull pranks, host crazy events, and create the most bizarre builds you’ve ever seen. From giant potato statues to rollercoasters that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the fun and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – Gura may be fierce, but even she can’t protect you from everything!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””

    ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 3525
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Magic Items Found: 5871
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Halloween to the next level with our “Halloween Horror” Edition! Join us if you dare for a spooktacular time filled with jump scares, haunted houses, and ghostly mobs that will send shivers down your spine.

    In this server, you’ll encounter Five Nights at Freddy’s AU characters roaming around, ready to give you a fright. Will you be brave enough to face off against these animatronic horrors and survive the night?

    But that’s not all! Our Roommates A03 fanfic collection is a must-read for those looking for a good scare. Dive into the world of roommates and uncover the chilling secrets hidden within.

    Join us on this wild ride filled with thrills, chills, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what spooky adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Halloween like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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