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InsulinCraft: The Diabetic’s Delight

Autoimmune Disease, beta cells, cell regeneration, DELIGHT, diabetes cure, diabetes management, diabetes treatment, diabetics, groundbreaking treatment, health news, insulin production, InsulinCraft, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Medical research, organ transplant, pancreas function, regenerative medicine, reprogrammed stem cells, stem cell therapy, stem cells, transplant, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be so lit, it can even cure diabetes with stem cells! like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on dis server and BAM, no more diabetes! join us and witness the magic of reprogrammed stem cells turning you into a superhuman Minecraft player. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you now, not even type 1 diabetes. come join da fun and leave your medical worries behind, cuz on dis server, anything is possible!

Baddie SMP: Where even the creepers run in fear! Semi-vanilla goodness!

baddie, bedrock crossplay collaboration events zones interaction fabric mods player base active bedrock-java fresh new community server fun gameplay multiplayer creative survival, CREEPERS, fear, goodness, RUN, Semivanilla, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7837	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4

Server Overview

Description
Come join us and play on a fresh new Bedrock-Java Crossplay SMP! We’d love to have an active player base! Discord: https://discord.gg/eCCWQX58DA
Here at the Baddie SMP, we’d love people to collaborate and enjoy themselves! We will have lots of public events and zones for interaction! Java players can use Fabric for client side mods!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can Bedrock and Java players play together?	Yes, this server supports Bedrock-Java Crossplay.
Are client side mods allowed for Java players?	Yes, Java players can use Fabric for client side mods.
Will there be public events on the server?	Yes, there will be lots of public events and zones for interaction.
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the Discord link provided and joining the server through there.

Split Personality Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, dark magic, Desperation, emotional turmoil, friendship, homura akemi, love, madoka kaname, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, parallel universes, Personality, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, sacrifice, Server, SPLIT, splitting, time travel, tragic endings, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Potions Brewed:	68	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchantments Applied:	104	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing splitting in half is your sides from laughing so hard! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever wondered why Homu split herself in half like she did with Madoka? Well, on our server, you can find out the truth behind this mystery! Maybe it was because she wanted to create the ultimate PvP team with her clone, or perhaps she just really needed a buddy to help her mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and even build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers throw parties.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the real reason behind Homu’s split – or you might just end up with a pet zombie named Steve. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious ride!

Incel Walking Minecraft SMP Russia Videos

#youtube, Analysis, body language analysis, cultural observations, digital ethnography, gender dynamics, incel, incel community, incelwalking, internet culture, Masculinity, Minecraft, online communities, online subcultures, russia, russian culture, smp, social behavior, social commentary, societal norms, video analysis, Videos, Walking, walking videos

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with crazy mobs and even crazier players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding sheep or trap you in a house made entirely of obsidian.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creative skills and win fabulous prizes like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper (handle with care).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join now and let the madness begin!

DadCraft: Woof Edition

Asshole, attached, city, COLLAR, DadCraft, decision, dog owner, Edition, Escaping, Father, Friends, instagram, neighbors, pet, precautions, ran away, Ranch, School, sister, stepmother, Tag, TOWN, whatsapp group, woof

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: a dog mysteriously appears on a ranch, travels 30 miles back to its owner, only to escape again and find its way back to the ranch! This dog is like a real-life Minecraft wolf, on a mission to defy all odds and keep everyone on their toes.

Join our server and who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground dog society, or embark on a quest to reunite lost pets with their owners. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a doggy drama that rivals any soap opera. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Bully2Buddy in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Bully2Buddy, bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, introspection, mean kids, Minecraft, past actions, Past bullies, personal growth, realization, Redemption, Reflection, regret, remorse, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3671	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of being the victim of mean kids and bullies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the ultimate revenge playground! Join us and show those past bullies who’s boss by building giant statues of them made entirely out of pink wool. Watch as they log on and cry tears of regret as they see their pixelated faces towering over the landscape.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ban Hammer of Justice” – a mythical tool that can banish any bully with a single swing. So if you’re looking to take down those who have wronged you in the past, come join us and let the trolling begin!

As for the bullies themselves, we offer a special therapy session where they can reflect on their past actions and come to terms with their inner demons. Through a series of challenges and tasks, they will learn the error of their ways and emerge as reformed players ready to spread positivity and kindness in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server today and let the drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

WeirdCraft: Strange Tales & Tall Blocks

Abnormal, BIZARRE, bizarre sightings, blocks, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, odd happenings, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, strange occurrences, Tales, Tall, Uncanny, UNUSUAL, unusual experiences, weird, weird encounters, WeirdCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Votes:	1467
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	128
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, get ready for even more absurdity on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking mushrooms. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by our TNT-powered fireworks display)!

FarmVilleMC Server: Labor-Free Zone!

Accountability, agriculture, Belarus, controversial practices, ethical farming, european union, Exploitation, Farm, FarmVilleMC, forced labor, German lawmaker, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, labor rights, LaborFree, legal implications, media coverage, political scandal, prison labor, public outcry, Server, social justice, transparency, Zone

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where we got prison labor reported at German lawmaker’s farm in Belarus! 😂🤣

We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and chickens laying golden eggs! 🐷🕺🐔

Our server is so lit, even the creepers be dropping sick beats instead of exploding! 💥🎶

Join now and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got llamas wearing top hats? 🎩💎

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server and be part of the madness! 🔥🤪

PanicCraft: Russian Flood Fiasco

cyber warfare, digital manipulation, fake news, Fiasco, Flood, foreign interference, Government, information manipulation, information warfare, Manipulation, Misinformation, online deception, Panic, PanicCraft, Poland, political influence, Propaganda, psychological operations, Russian, Russian accounts, security threats, social media, spreading disinformation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	422451
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where russian accounts are spreading hilarious disinformation in poland to sow panic! you never know what crazy lies they’ll come up with next! join now to experience the chaos and confusion firsthand! who needs real news when you can have a good laugh instead? trust us, it’s a total blast!

Biological Block Party

artificial lighting, Biological, biological rhythms, BLOCK, body clock, circadian lighting, circadian rhythms, fatigue prevention, health benefits, Lighting design, lighting technology, melatonin production, night shift workers, Party, research, shift work, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, trial, work performance, workplace productivity

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	202	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the lighting is all synced up to your body clock, bro. Like, you’ll be mining diamonds at 3am and still feeling fresh as a daisy, man. No more tired eyes or falling asleep at your keyboard, this server got your back, dude.

Join us and experience the power of circadian-informed lighting, where you’ll be building epic castles and battling mobs all night long without feeling like a zombie the next day. Trust me, once you go circadian, you’ll never wanna go back to regular old Minecraft servers. So come on, join us and level up your gaming experience in the most lit way possible. Let’s get this party started, baby!