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Mathcraft: Where Even the Creepers Can’t Do Algebra

achievement, algebra, Assistance, Character, Clarity, Confidence, CREEPERS, Development, education, epiphany, growth, Improvement, learning, math help, Mathcraft, perseverance, problem solving, progress, realization, success, Support, tutoring, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2482	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of getting asked for math help in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about solving equations for your fellow players again. Our community is filled with math geniuses who will make sure you never have to do math homework again! Join now and say goodbye to math problems forever!

Creepin’ Crafters: Where music and Minecraft collide in epic LOLs!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creeper Academy: Where History Lessons Are Just as Explosive as the Creepers!

Academy, American schools, Censorship, Crafty, creeper, CREEPERS, curriculum, curriculum development, education, education system, Europe, explosive, historical events, History, History Lessons, international history, Leningrad Siege, lessons, Propaganda, russia, soviet union, united states, USSR, war atrocities, Western Europe, world war II, WWII

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	845916	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Are you tired of boring history lessons that leave out all the juicy details? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we dive deep into the untold stories of WWII! Join us as we uncover the secrets of the USSR and the epic Leningrad Siege – who knew history could be this exciting?! So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the forgotten tales of WWII. Who needs textbooks when you have Minecraft?

Crafty Cash Grabbers: Because ‘Why are video games so expensive?’

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced video games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us and experience a world where everything is free, including enchanted gear, rare items, and even unlimited diamonds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot and bragging rights.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids throw parties every night and dolphins ride around on flying pigs. Don’t worry, we have scuba gear for everyone, even if you’re a creeper who’s afraid of water.

So why waste your emeralds on expensive games when you can join our server for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in, the water’s fine (and full of diamonds)!

Poop-Powered Jet Fuel: Minecraft’s Craziest Server Yet!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	986960	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn human waste into sustainable aviation fuel! Yes, you heard that right – we’re taking poop and turning it into fuel for planes. Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place that combines the joys of Minecraft with the stench of a sewage treatment plant?

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and all the while, you’re surrounded by the delightful aroma of biosolids. It’s like playing Minecraft in a porta-potty, but way more fun!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a challenge – both in-game and in terms of holding your nose. So come join us and experience the magical world of turning poop into power. Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask!

SonicCraft – Gotta Mine Fast! Join ‘/sthg/’ for Chaos Emeralds & Creeper Explosions!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mines Excavated:	4770
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in existence! Join us at the Sonic the Hedgehog General for a wild ride through all things Sonic! We’ve got more hype than a chili dog at a speedster convention!

2024 has been declared the Year of Shadow, so get ready for some edgy adventures. And don’t miss out on the IHOP Sonic Promotion – who knew pancakes could be so fast?

We’ve even got a leaked Sonic Toy Party, where the toys come to life and start racing each other around the server. And mark your calendars for the Knuckles Series Trailer premiere – it’s gonna be more epic than a Chaos Emerald hunt.

Oh, and did we mention that Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is coming in December 2024? Get your rings ready, because it’s gonna be a blast!

Join us for all the Sonic news, game recommendations, and even a booru full of OCs that will make your head spin faster than Sonic himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos at the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server!

Crafty Redditors – Mine, Build, LOL!

BUILD, Campaign, Community, Crafty, Digital, funny, goys, humor, internet, internet culture, lol, meme, ONLINE, online activism, Poster, reddit, redditors, Share, social media, spread, troll, twitter, viral, viral marketing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to spread the word on Reddit and Twitter to troll all the goys out there! Let the madness begin!

KonosubaCraft: Where explosions, chaos, and hilarity reign supreme in the world of Minecraft!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Animals Bred:	178
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9266
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day…and anime! That’s right, by joining our server, you are actually helping to save anime from extinction! How, you ask? Well, our server is powered by the tears of kawaii kittens and the laughter of magical unicorns, which in turn keeps the anime world alive and thriving. So come join us and be a hero to all your favorite anime characters! Plus, did we mention that our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons? It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history!

TrumpCraft: Where we take out mobs like Qasem Soleimani! #MinecraftMadness

aggression, biden, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, MinecraftMadness, mobs, Négotiation, nuclear deal, Peacekeeping, Qasem, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Trump and Soleimani! Build your own nuclear weapons and show Iran who’s boss in epic battles that have never been seen before! Biden may be sleeping on the job, but you can take matters into your own hands on our server. Don’t miss out on the chaos and destruction, join now!

ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

25 yr old, autist, Christ, damn it, durrrr, easy sex, GOD, Jesus, KHV, long trail tags, Normie, option, Pain, reclusive life, shitaly, ShitalyCraft, shut the fuck up, suffer, Suffering, tags

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Items Found:	6327	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	197
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!