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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6461 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9843 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!
Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!
Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!
So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!
