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HateCakeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ores Mined:	8695	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	470

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is steak and potatoes? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only food available is durian fruit! That’s right, get ready to gag on the stench of this notorious fruit while trying to survive in a world full of crazy challenges and unexpected twists.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sentient carrots who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their veggie tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the food is funky and the adventures are out of this world!

FutureCraft2077

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! In 100 years, our server will be the only surviving civilization in a post-apocalyptic world ruled by mutant chickens and zombie villagers. But don’t worry, we have plenty of diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you. Plus, our server has the most epic roller coaster rides that will make you forget all about the impending doom outside. So come join us and be a part of our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable future!

RedstoneRubleTradeFun

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ores Mined:	6928
Zombie Dances:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LEAKED DOCUMENTS REVEALING SECRET TRADE CHANNELS BETWEEN RUSSIA AND INDIA FOR WAR EQUIPMENT! U CAN BE A SPY AND STEAL ALL DA SECRETS WHILE BUILDING UR OWN SECRET BASE IN DA GAME! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE ESPIONAGE WHEN U CAN DO IT IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BE DA ULTIMATE SECRET AGENT BLOCK BUILDER!

BlockyPolls – Trump’s Domain

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we got polls dat say Trump is da bestest prez everrrrr! We got crazy biased polls dat make u feel like u in an alternate universe where Trump is king and everyone loves him! Build ur own Trump Tower and make Minecraft great again! Join now for a wild ride full of fake news and alternative facts! #Trump2024 #MinecraftForTrump

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Here’s Johnny is a versatile and talented entertainer known for his captivating stage presence and unique brand of comedy. With over 10 years of experience performing at various venues and events, Here’s Johnny has made a name for himself in the entertainment industry. His quick wit, infectious energy, and ability to improvise on the spot have earned him a loyal following of fans. Whether he’s hosting a live music event, emceeing a comedy show, or performing stand-up comedy, Here’s Johnny always leaves audiences laughing and wanting more.

Infocraft

Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Animals Bred:	32
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Discover the premier server in New Zealand! Dive into a world of Custom Enchants, epic dungeons, Mega Survival challenges, and exclusive custom items. Join us TODAY and embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure!

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Blocky Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	941525
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so awesome, even when she sees my cock, she can’t help but be impressed by the size of our builds and the creativity of our players.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a pig to battling it out in epic PVP arenas, there is never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Where Are The True Patriots Of Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the true patriots of /b/ gather to show off their Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and only the bravest players dare to challenge him.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where players can ride on rollercoasters made out of TNT, and a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can ride unicorns and battle against evil witches on broomsticks.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and show the world that you are a true patriot of /b/!

HartAttack Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the talking villagers who will trade you diamonds for your best joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT-loving creeper on the loose)!

FearlessCraft

anxiety, Bravery, conquering challenges, conquering fear, courage, empowerment, facing fear, fear, FearlessCraft, fearlessness, inner strength, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, Phobia, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, triumph, Victory

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us and witness the most epic dance party in all of Minecraft history!

We also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with talking pigs and flying cows. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden carrot hidden in this land, you will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling you’ll have with a whole coop of these feathered friends!

So come on down to our server and conquer your fear of the unknown with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of craziness!