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Ugly2AttractiveMC

attractiveness, Body language, Confidence, dating advice, emotional intelligence, fashion, FITNESS, Grooming, haircare, hygiene, image makeover, mental health, personal growth, Personality development, self esteem, self improvement, skincare, Social Skills, Style tips, ugly man, Ugly2AttractiveMC

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of being an ugly Minecraft player? Do you want to be the hottest pixelated stud in town? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar transforms into a Minecraft heartthrob with just a few clicks. Our server is equipped with magical potions that will give you the perfect skin, hair, and even a killer outfit to make all the other players drool. Say goodbye to being a Minecraft outcast and hello to being the pixelated hottie you’ve always dreamed of!

Pumpkraft Modded MC

atm 9, Claim protection, Community, everyone, Homes, Ip:, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Network, ONLINE, Playtime ranks, Positive, Productive, Pumpkraft, PvP, Rtp, Server, Staff, tpa system, welcome

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Animals Bred:	97	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Modpack	Server IP
Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 v30	mmc4.pumpkraft.net
All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3	tts9.pumpkraft.net

Extra Features:

Feel free to join our server directly or join our Discord for more information!

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server directly using the provided server IPs or join our Discord for more information.

Q: What modpacks are used on the server?

A: The server currently runs Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 and All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3 modpacks.

Q: What are the extra features of the server?

A: Some of the extra features include toggleable PvP status, claim protection, homes/rtp/tpa system, playtime ranks, and 24/7 staff availability.

Q: Is the community welcoming to new players?

A: Yes, we always strive to create a positive and inclusive community where everyone is welcome to join and enjoy the game.

Ejaculator’s Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Ejaculators, gooner, Guide, Masturbation, one pump chump, premature ejaculation, self worth, sexual confidence, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, Sexual empowerment, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, submissive, women superiority

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8465	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of self-discovery and humiliation!

Build your own virtual dungeon to reflect your innermost desires and insecurities!

Explore a world where women reign supreme and you are just a lowly peasant begging for their attention!

Experience the thrill of being a one pump chump in a safe and supportive environment!

Join now and unleash your submissive side in ways you never thought possible!

Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your true gooner nature and submit to the power of women!

Come play on our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

Crazy Craft Conundrum

#youtube, American, Bitches, commentary, complaining, Content Creator, conundrum, Craft, crazy, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, Diversity, humor, identity crisis, influencer, International, jewtuber, satire, social media, Stereotypes, travel, vlogger

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where we got American Jewtubers going all over the place and complaining non-stop about everything! Like, seriously, why are they always like this? But hey, if you’re down for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, then come join us on this epic server! Build, mine, explore, and just have a blast with us! Don’t miss out, join now! Let’s get this party started, woohoo! 🎉🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

HonduranCraft Minecraft Server

base, central america, deportations, foreign relations, Honduran, Honduran President, HonduranCraft, immigration, Immigration Policy, leader, Mass Deportations, military base, Minecraft, national security, orders, Politics, push, Server, threatens, trump, Trump administration, U.S. Military, united states

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz it’s like a party in ur computer, but wit blocks and stuff.

we got a crazy story for u, so like, dis honduran leader, he’s all like “yo, u better not deport my peeps or i’m gonna kick u.s. military out of my base.” can u believe dat? it’s like a soap opera, but in minecraft.

join our server and u can be part of da drama, build ur own base and defend it from crazy honduran leaders. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyCash500

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	1

omg u guyz u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz itz da only place where u can find da secret to becoming one of da world’s 500 richest people!!! we got diamondz for dayz and emeraldz galore, u gonna be swimmin in wealth like scrooge mcduck in no time!!! join now and u might just surpass $10 trillion in wealth dis year, no joke!!! don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, come join us and start ur journey to becoming a minecraft millionaire!!!

United Lands

alliances, cosmetic, Custom Items, discord community, dynamic world map, Earth Map, Epic battles, Fair Play, Geopolitical, geopolitical strategy, Immersive, immersive gameplay, immersive roleplay, Lands, marketplace, player-driven, Roleplay, smp, strategy, towny-based, United, vast lands

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Towns Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1121	Crops Grown:	1178
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience!

Features
🌍 Step into a World Like No Other!	🎥 Watch Our Trailer	🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay	💹 Progress Your Way	💵 Player-Driven Economy	💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win	⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Are there in-game advantages for donations?	No, all store items are purely cosmetic and donations offer no in-game advantages.
What type of gameplay is available on the server?	Players can engage in deep gameplay including building towns, roleplaying, and participating in epic wars and combat.
Can I view the server’s world map?	Yes, you can view the dynamic world map at https://map.unitedlands.org

Chud Bullies United 1.20.4

1.20.4, anti-bullying, Bullies, bully awareness, bully behavior, bully consequences, bully culture, bully education, bully intervention, bully prevention programs, bully psychology, bully social impact, bully stereotypes, bully stigma, bully support, bully victims, bullying, bullying prevention, Chud, cyberbullying, Harassment, school bullying, United, vicious chud bullies

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Towns Built:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mines Excavated:	3546	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chud bullies by building a fortress made of diamond blocks.

We have a secret underground base where you can hide from the bullies and plot your revenge with other players.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, ready to take on any bully that comes your way.

Don’t let the chuds win, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

ToddlerGlamStopperMC

AMBITION, career, child development, Communication, Curiosity, DAUGHTER, education, encouragement, family, family dynamics, Gender norms, Gifts, History, in-laws, makeup, Math, oceans, parenting, Science, societal expectations, Stars, ToddlerGlamStopperMC

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	270	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of your daughter being bombarded with “girlie” gifts like makeup and hair care products on other servers? Join our server where we encourage curiosity about the stars, the oceans, history, science, and math from a young age! No more gender norms here, just pure exploration and fun! Plus, our in-laws are all highly educated and career-driven, so your daughter will be inspired to reach for the stars (literally)! Say goodbye to societal expectations and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server! Join now and let your daughter’s imagination run wild!

RespawnRepeatFun

breaking cycles, breaking habits, determination, forgiveness, lessons learned, letting go, mindfulness, moving forward, never again, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, repeated mistakes, resilience, RespawnRepeatFun, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, Sworn, transformation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of monotony and boredom in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of repetitive gameplay! Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

On our server, you’ll find yourself embroiled in epic battles with giant chickens, building towering castles made entirely of cake, and riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never be stuck in a boring Minecraft world again. Plus, rumor has it that the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep can only be found on our server. Happy mining!