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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6668 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9997 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!