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Ho Ho Ho Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	158	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5045
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Ho ho ho, gather ’round all you Minecraft maniacs! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, have we got a present for you! Our server is like a winter wonderland of chaos and craziness, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Join us for epic battles against giant snow golems, daring quests to find the legendary Candy Cane Sword, and don’t forget about our annual Christmas tree decorating contest (last year’s winner used nothing but diamond blocks and glowstone – talk about bling bling!).

But that’s not all, folks! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo where you can tame your very own Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where every day is a holiday and every block is a gift waiting to be unwrapped. Merry Craftmas, everyone!

👊🏻SERVER FOR MEN👊🏻 1.21.1, NEW DUNGE Minecraft server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Votes:	7091	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	270185

• “From the player, to the players” – this is the principle on which our server is created

• Server for men is a classic server in Minecraft, the purpose of which is to create for players the most comfortable and at the same time unlimited service for the game. The administration is as open as possible to any suggestions regarding the project, since it is not only for us, but, most importantly, for you.

• A little about the rules

On the server for men there is absolute freedom of speech and the simplest rules, which we strongly recommend that you familiarize yourself with. Griefing, cheating and murder are allowed. No, this is not anarchy, explosions in private do not work here, and cheats are punishable by a permanent ban. This is a server where players are limited only by plugins, and the administration does not directly interfere with the gameplay, simply maintaining the stable operation of the server.

• A little about donation

We have the most balanced donation and many paid cosmetic services! We also have an in-game currency with a store on our server. Donation website: https://store.maleserver.eu

• Plugins:

1. Regions

The server has a plugin for regions. Explosions in regions do not work, PvP is disabled by default. However, if you enter a region in PvP mode, you will still be able to be killed before the PvP mode is reset

2. Alcohol brewing

The server has an alcohol brewing plugin with interesting and exciting recipes, so nothing will stop you from opening your own Bar or just having fun with friends.

3. AntiRelog

During PvP you cannot leave the server without losing your inventory, and you will also not be able to teleport

4. Clans

An integral part of our server are clans. Since griefing is allowed on the server, PvP, of course, is also allowed. Create your own clans, earn points, destroy enemies, win wars and receive unique paid prizes!

5. Quests

We have custom quests, each of which the administrator came up with and completed himself. For quests you receive unique rewards, as well as in-game currency. Over time, the number and variety of quests will increase. We will also welcome your ideas for quests!

6. Buyers

Another way to make money on our server is through different buyers, each of which buys different resources at reasonable prices without killing the server’s economy

7. Auction

There is also an auction plugin on the server. This is another way you can earn extra money on our server and raise your name as a merchant.

8. Players’ personal stores

Each player can create his own personal store with resources. To do this, enter the command /quickshop

9. Plasmo Voice

Voice chat is available, for this install the Plasmo Voice mod

10. Battlepass

Battle Pass available. Both paid and free

11. Slot machines at /warp casino

Slot machines in which you can both win and lose the server’s internal currency work thanks to our RP without mods!

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CraftyPig – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most epic one out there! Join now for a chance to fight against the legendary Raid Boss Yufine and earn epic rewards!

Join one of our wacky guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan and show off your skills in the most outrageous battles Minecraft has ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and mayhem of our server today! Just remember to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or else you might get caught in a netori trap!

Delicious Goyim Tastes Like Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion!

We have crazy events like “Jews vs Goyim” where players battle it out for control of the server, and the losers get turned into Zogchow for the slaves to feast on. But hey, at least it’s gluten-free!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism. Just kidding… or are we?

Chad’s Love Shack Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	2699	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being rejected by weird lonely guys on campus? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can date Chad! Chad is the most attractive man in the virtual world and he will make you feel like a million diamonds. Join our server and find love, adventure, and maybe even some diamond armor to protect your heart. Who needs the weird lonely guy when you can have Chad by your side? Come join us and start your epic love story today!

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General – SMP #6673

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	262474
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Votes:	7603	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate To Love Ru Collab experience! That’s right, SSR Lala Satalin Deviluke, SSR Konjiki no Yami, SSR Momo Velia Deviluke, SSR Nana Astar Deviluke, SR Kotegawa Yui, and SR Sairenji Haruna are all waiting for you to join in on the fun. And don’t forget about the sleeping wear skins for the collab girls and August Von Parseval in his Ulrich schoolgirl outfit – it’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secrets like the Mary Celeste, Yorktown, and Voroshilov waiting to be uncovered. Plus, get ready for the Houshou META cruise mission and Suffren’s party dress skin with the Cruise Pass. And who could forget about the upcoming Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin? It’s going to be epic!

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just a friendly reminder, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – it’s all about the in-game experience here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with dangerous inventions, ASMR from Hatsuzuki, and a whole lot of craziness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Minecraft Server: Explain This to Me

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ores Mined:	8768
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and explosive sheep! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you?

Kurei Kei’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	128	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs drop sick beats and the players drop sick dance moves. It’s lit, fam.

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is the unofficial mascot of the server. He’s a total diva and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant cheese grater, because why not? Watch out for those sharp edges, they’ll grate you to bits!

4. We have a group of friendly dolphins who will guide you to buried treasure chests if you offer them fish tacos. They have exquisite taste.

5. The server owner once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splashdown in a pool of lava. It’s the hottest ride in town!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at Kurei Kei! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Party Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	New Chunks Explored:	127853
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the demise of evil-doers in the most epic way possible! Join us for our annual “Dead Rapist Day” celebration, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and roast marshmallows while sharing stories of justice served.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Zombie Pigman Disco Party,” where undead pigmen bust out their best dance moves to the beat of Minecraft music discs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie pigman do the Macarena!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must navigate a treacherous course of lava pits and fiery obstacles to reach the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted golden sword that shoots fireworks!

So come on down to our server and join in the madness – because where else can you celebrate dead rapists and dance with zombie pigmen all in one place?

Never-Not-Notch Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2702	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a cow wearing sunglasses! Why, you ask? Because those cows are actually secret agents sent to spy on us by the evil Chicken Empire! Join us as we band together to uncover the truth behind the sunglasses-wearing cows and save our world from a clucking catastrophe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time-traveling miner?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and music spun by our resident creeper DJ. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions on the dance floor!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!