Dag’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchantments Applied:	121	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace all things Dragon Age! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of how our server is actually run by a group of Qunari warriors who have mastered the art of building pixelated fortresses with their giant horns.

We host weekly waifu polls to determine which Dragon Age character is the ultimate bae, because who needs diamonds when you have virtual love interests, am I right? And don’t even get me started on our post-Veilguard Solas poll, where we debate whether he’s a misunderstood elf or just a straight-up villain.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Dagna booru filled with fan art of everyone’s favorite dwarven inventor, because nothing says “Minecraft SMP” like a gallery of pixelated masterpieces.

So if you’ve played every Dragon Age game known to man and want to join a server where Qunari reign supreme and waifu wars are a weekly event, then come on down to our server and let the insanity begin!

StarryBoobieGrove Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, StarryBoobieGrove

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	3617
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the best girls will let you grope their boobies under the stars inside an onsen! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our onsen is equipped with magical powers that will give you super strength and the ability to fly. Who needs wings when you can just soak in our hot springs?

2. Our girls are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy, here to teach you the ways of the universe while also letting you cop a feel. It’s a win-win situation!

3. The stars in our Minecraft world are actually made of diamonds, so you can literally reach up and pluck them from the sky to make yourself some bling bling armor.

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a dragon while blindfolded to get to it. Good luck!

So come join our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to ask permission before you go groping any boobies under the stars.

SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7346	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!

So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

TreadmillTurfWars

fitness training, gym conduct, gym confrontation, gym etiquette, gym standards, intervals, marathon preparation, marathon training, rude behavior, running friends, sport-specific training, training for a marathon, treadmill, treadmill etiquette, treadmill hogging, TreadmillTurfWars, workout interruption, workout vibe

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Votes:	9109
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8250
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to your workout routine? Look no further than our server! We know that interrupting someone’s workout should be a felony, just like our running friend said. So if you want a server that values your treadmill time, join us!

We promise not to have any annoying gym-goers trying to kick you off your favorite treadmill just so they can run next to each other. And if they do try, we’ll have security kick them out faster than you can say “intervals.”

So come join our server and enjoy uninterrupted gaming sessions, just like you deserve. And remember, on our server, treadmill etiquette is law!

ChildhoodHorrorStory – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	184
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Void Gems Collected:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Oh boy, let me tell you about the time I joined this wild Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world filled with chaos and hilarity.

Picture this: I spawn in and immediately get chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on chickens. I had to run for my life while trying to fend them off with a carrot stick I found on the ground. Eventually, I stumbled upon a group of players who were building a giant roller coaster that led straight into a lava pit. Of course, I had to try it out and ended up getting launched into the air and landing in a pool of slime.

But the craziest part was when I discovered a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and holding enchanted swords. Turns out they were the protectors of the server and only allowed players to enter if they could defeat them in a dance-off. Let’s just say my flossing skills saved the day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you definitely need to join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back for those sneaky zombie villagers on chickens.

ChildhoodMythsMC

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Votes:	9163
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited diamonds? Well, guess what? That dream is now a reality on our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself is a regular player, building giant statues of Steve and throwing diamond parties every night.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you manage to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, you’ll gain the power to turn any block into a stack of diamonds with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

Rahul’s Revenge Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

So, like, u ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server where the craziest things happen? Well, let me tell u about this one server where the doctors are rapin’ and murderin’ each other! Rahul Gandhi is all like, “Yo, West Bengal gov and hospital, why u protectin’ these crazy docs?” It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the drama and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PokrovskCraft: Evacuate & Build!

BUILD, civilians, civilians at risk, close in, Conflict, Crisis, danger, eastern city, emergency, evacuate, evacuation orders, international relations, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, russia, Russian troops, Safety, threat, Ukraine, Ukrainian officials, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian troops closing in on the city of pokrovsk but dont worry cuz we got ukrainian officials urging civilians to evacuate so u can join our server and build ur own city without any pesky troops interrupting u. plus, who doesnt want to witness a real life war zone while playing minecraft? its like getting two experiences in one! so come on down and join the chaos, its gonna be a blast!

Surviving Shopping District: Where even creepers come for a great deal! 1.21 update now available!

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, Deal, District, Environment, Friendly, Fun, Great, griefer-free, Homes, Mob Heads, Playtime, Ranks, shopping, Sleep, smp, Surviving, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, update, Voting, welcome, wishful, World Map

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Welcome to Crafted Survival!

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your builds with land claims
Shopping District	Trade with other players in a dedicated shopping area
Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Explore the world with a dynamic live map
Mob Heads	Collect rare mob heads from defeated enemies
One Player Sleep	Speed up nights with one player sleep
Ranks	Earn ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ:

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community.

Q: How can I protect my builds?

A: You can use land claiming to protect your builds from unwanted modifications.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: PVP is allowed in designated areas, but not in the main world to prevent griefing.

Q: How do I earn ranks on the server?

A: Ranks are earned based on trust, playtime, and participation in server voting.

CraftyShitKickers Minecraft Server

anti-African, anti-black, anti-immigrant, Bigotry, CraftyShitKickers, derogatory language, discrimination, divisive language, harmful ideologies, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, inflammatory speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial slur, racism, Server, white nationalism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	74
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Build the most ridiculous structures, team up with other players to conquer the virtual world, and unleash your inner chaos!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Battle of the Blockheads” where players compete in epic battles to see who can build the craziest and most outrageous creations.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring servers behind and join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Let’s show those SHITSKINS how it’s done!

WelfareWarriors Minecraft SMP

Financial Security, Financial Stability, future planning, government assistance, living off welfare, Minecraft, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement dreams, retirement fund, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement mindset, retirement planning, retirement savings, smp, social security, Welfare, welfare system, WelfareWarriors, Working

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everyone is on a mission to achieve the ultimate goal of living off welfare like a boss! Why wait until retirement to relax and chill when you can start living the good life now in our virtual world?

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your dream welfare mansion complete with a diamond-encrusted swimming pool. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and trading with villagers for emeralds?

But beware, the competition is fierce as players battle it out to see who can be the first to retire in style on welfare. Will you be the one to claim the title of Welfare King or Queen? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

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