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Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mines Excavated:	2047	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Votes:	7839
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Star Shards Collected:	180	Buildings Constructed:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Players Killed by Monsters:	8735
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Holy Grails Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
New Chunks Explored:	772273	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	809997	Void Gems Collected:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BlockyBrits

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.