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NewSchoolNewRules

anxiety, buzz cut, cold feet, gung-ho, last minute decision, long tail tags, military school, New school, NewSchoolNewRules, opportunity, preparatory school, private school, Regulation, surfer hair, teaching position, Uniform

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	5838
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your long surfer hair and casual clothes? Do you want to experience the military school life without actually enlisting? Then join our Minecraft server, where all new players are required to get a virtual buzz cut and wear a uniform in-game!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to follow regulations and keep your virtual hair short for the first few weeks. But don’t worry, most players end up loving the new look and the sense of discipline it brings to the game.

So if you’re ready for a new adventure and want to experience the thrill of military school without leaving your computer, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become the top student and earn the title of Minecraft General!

VintageVillagers

baby names, baby naming trends, classic names, historical names, naming conventions, naming trends, old-fashioned names, older names, outdated names, rare names, timeless names, traditional baby names, traditional names, traditional naming, uncommon names, unique names, unpopular baby names, unpopular names, unpopular vintage names, vintage names, VintageVillagers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with outdated names? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena – you won’t want to miss it!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join us and pay tribute to the feathered overlord!

3. We have a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a house out of gingerbread and lollipops?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft history!

BorderBoost Minecraft Server

airspace violation, Belarus, border, border security, BorderBoost, Conflict prevention, diplomat, diplomatic relations, diplomatic response, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, military deployment, military escalation, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	73	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE BELARUS BUT WITHOUT THE TENSION, JUST MINECRAFT FUN! JOIN US AND SUMMON DIPLOMATS TO TRADE DIAMONDS! WE GOT TROOPS BOOSTED AT THE BORDER…OF OUR SPAWN POINT! ACCUSE OTHER PLAYERS OF AIRSPACE VIOLATIONS AND DECLARE WAR…WITH SNOWBALLS! COME ON AND BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT MONSTERS, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US! #MINECRAFTDIPLOMACY

LipetskCraft – Bomb-Free Zone

airstrike, BombFree, bombs destroyed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Lipetsk airbase, LipetskCraft, Military Action, military operation, News, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, source, Ukrainian strike, update, War, Zone

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well then come join our server where we blow up 700 bombs every day just for fun! we’re so crazy, we make the ukrainian strike against russia’s lipetsk airbase look like child’s play! join us if u wanna have a blast (literally)! trust us, it’s the bomb dot com!

ClyxSMP

ClyxSMP, INFORMATION, Join, members, Minecraft, new, presidents, Server, smp, Survival, Unique Features

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ores Mined:	3022	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

ClyxSMP is a new survival SMP trying to get members! We have unique features like presidents. We have more information on the server so why don’t you join?

clyx-mc.mine.fun

Mop and Bucket SMP: Where even janitors can be heroes! Join now for squeaky clean adventures on a vanilla server with a twist!

Adventures, application, balanced rules, bucket, clean, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Heroes, Imagemaps, Janitors, Join, Moderators, mop, Nations, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, Server, smp, squeaky, Stories, Twist, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2128	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Server Name	Janitors Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical Lore and Roleplay
Server Version	1.21
Key Features	Creating fantasy nations, diplomacy, war, player-made events, plugins for enhanced roleplay
Discord	Join our Discord!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server!
What plugins does the server use?	Plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
What sets Janitors Closet SMP apart from other servers?	We focus on creating a tightly knit community with balanced rules, allowing everyone a chance to shape the server with their ideas and builds.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, players can engage in special player-made events and participate in diplomacy, war, and more within their fantasy nations.

Blocky Minds Minecraft Server

blocky, mental health, mental health and sexuality, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health issues, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health statistics, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health survey, mental health survey for science, Mental Health Treatment, mentalcel, mentalcel survey, Minds.., Minecraft, Science, Server, Sexuality, sexuality survey, survey

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Items Found:	7494

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever a player walks by.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly cow who leaves behind trails of enchanted steak wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out this survey on mental health and sexuality for science and join our insane Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, candidates, controversial, election, funny, horse jizz, humor, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, mockery, mocking, offensive, Politics, PRETEND, satire, smp, social norms, stop calling, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, unite, weird, weirdos

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	197
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

DisneyFanaticMC SMP

animated, Character, Childhood, Disney, DisneyFanaticMC, dream, Enchanting, fairy tale, FANTASY, Favorite, forever.., Hero, iconic, imagination, Magic, MAGICAL, Movie, Prince, princess, smp, Villain, wish

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world with boring responsibilities and adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that and become your favorite Disney character forever! Imagine building a castle as Elsa, or mining for diamonds as Simba. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping stacks of diamonds wherever it goes. Join us and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Pig and claim your riches!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting behind and come join us on this wacky adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, as long as it’s a Disney character. See you in the magical world of our Minecraft SMP!

SlimCraft: Shedding Blocks & Pounds

Before and after, blocks, determination, diet tips, exercise routine, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, motivation, perseverance, POUNDS, self-discipline, shedding, SlimCraft, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, workout plan

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ores Mined:	7190
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Crops Grown:	2764
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine and build your way to a slimmer avatar! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from creepers, doing squats while crafting, and eating only virtual carrots. Trust us, you’ll be a lean, mean mining machine in no time! Join now and say goodbye to those extra blocks!