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Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4697

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Items Found:	7505

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mines Excavated:	1416	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Buildings Constructed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Villages Defended:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	3665	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Animals Bred:	120
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2590	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!