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Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Potions Brewed:	89
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, husband and wife, invisible Man, Iwatobineko, love, Manga, Marriage, Minecraft, Otoko to Ningen Onna, oumei, PIXEL, romance, ROMANCECHADS, romcom, Server, Sonouchi Fuufu ni Naru Futari, Supernatural, THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HIS SOON-TO-BE WIFE, winning

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

agent, Minecraft, secret, smp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Dub City Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, city, Dedication, determination, dreams, Dub, dubs, goals, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, persistence, positivity, self improvement, Server, success, triumph, Victory, WINNERS, winning

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, PixelPals, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, cc, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools, Golem, Golem Alts, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., LB W2 P10, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Resources, smp, Sneaky Hollow Femlala Friday tea party, The Crow, Wolf’s Pier, XIV, xivg

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6228
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

Community, family, free, Grief Protection, Lag-free, Plugins, RP commands, Server, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla family, vanilla features, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server, vanilla world, voice chat

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Crops Grown:	8496	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

Features of the project:

• Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

• Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

• Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

• RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

• Frequent updates and communication with the community

• No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

• Protection against griefing

• Modern plugins and professionally configured server

At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

play.nightplaza.org

Funky Minecraft Server

APPEAL, clunky, dislike, Funky, Gaming, graphics, hate, Kids, micro transactions, microtransactions, Minecraft, Outdated, outdated graphics, pay to win, released in 2005, Server, Terrible, video games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8953
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

coding, coding challenges, coding community, coding support, computer science, Daily, daily thread, debugging, dpt, Minecraft, Pain, programming, programming advice, programming discussion, programming feedback, programming help, Programming Languages, programming questions, programming resources, programming tips, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, Thread

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?