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HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8343
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6159
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Towns Built:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	897713	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	208	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mines Excavated:	4155	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!