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CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6457	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Dragon Eggs Found:	5492	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

NeverAgainCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, displaced, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israel, Israeli displacement, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, RETALIATION, rocket attacks, rocket fire, RocketRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Threats, violence, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	165	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	8978
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Potions Brewed:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Farms Harvested:	820
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Animals Bred:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9685	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!