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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5680 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!