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SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

14 year old, Boundaries, Caretaker, cat, chickens, Disabilities, Dogs, family, friend’s house, grandmother, guilt tripping, irritability, Minecraft, Priorities, responsibilities, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, spacecraft, TESTOSTERONE, UNFAIR, young adult, youngest siblings

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5697	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the stress of family drama and responsibilities! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Forget about your nagging mother and demanding siblings, come chill with us and let loose in our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and have some much-needed fun.

No more guilt trips or lectures about priorities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive and thrive in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

StepSisBanMomRageCraft

Affair, communication breakdown, emotional outburst, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, favoritism, maternal guilt, mom, parenting conflicts, Pregnancy, Resentment, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step sister, step-family, StepSisBanMomRageCraft, trip planning, Yelling

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	834	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a family feud! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 24-year-old dealing with his mom’s pregnancy bombshell and step-sister drama.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in outrageous situations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good story, complete with crying siblings, last-minute trip plans, and even threats of calling the police for kidnapping (spoiler alert: it’s all in good fun!).

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest virtual family drama you’ve ever seen. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

BlockPartyCentral, common behaviors, common misconceptions, cultural norms, exaggerated statements, exaggerations, false assumptions., false claims, generalizations, groupthink, Human Behavior, misconceptions, Myths, peer pressure, popular beliefs, societal beliefs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal trends, Stereotypes, universal actions

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Towns Built:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Joining our Minecraft server! Seriously, it’s like a secret society of gamers who have discovered the ultimate virtual paradise. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear that makes you invincible, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or steal. So come join us and be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe – just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCanuck91

arrested, assault allegations, auto parts, billionaire, Businessman, Canadian, charges, controversy, court case, CraftyCanuck91, criminal investigation, Elderly, elderly crime, Frank Stronach, high profile case, Legal, Legal System, News, scandal, sexual assault, Wealthy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Farms Harvested:	902	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

So, like, u ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server run by a Canadian auto parts billionaire who got arrested for sexual assault? well, this is the server for u! come join us for some crazy adventures and scandalous shenanigans. who knows what kind of wild stuff will happen next! plus, Frank Stronach himself might even pop in to say hi from prison. join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

PlotTwistPeriodsLOL

cinematic stereotypes, Female Characters, female experiences, film industry, film narratives, gender equality, gender representation, Hollywood portrayals, menstrual cycles, menstrual health, menstrual plot points, menstruation in media, menstruation taboo, on-screen menstruation, period accuracy, period scenes, periods in movies, plot devices, PlotTwistPeriodsLOL, Women in movies, women’s issues

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own period-proof world? well guess what, on our server, women in movies don’t have periods unless it’s required in the plot! u can build a giant tampon castle or a pad palace, the possibilities are endless! join now and let’s bleed… i mean build together!

SadisticCraft: NarcissisticPvP

Abuse, aggression, Behavior, criminal behavior, domestic violence, ego strength, influence, mental health, NarcissisticPvP, negative influence, pathological narcissism, perpetrators, personality disorders, positive effects, psychic pain, Psychological Factors, research, sadistic tendencies, SadisticCraft, study, Trauma, victimization

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we embrace all the craziness and chaos! we have a study that revealed the psychological factors that make players go wild with sadistic tendencies! we found out that if you have a big ego and lots of psychic pain, you are more likely to be a total savage in the game. but don’t worry, we welcome all the crazy peeps with open arms! so if you’re ready to unleash your inner psycho in the minecraft world, join us now! let’s make some chaos together!

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

again.., Anon, Anon staring, Anon staring at butt, BootyCraft, butt, Chad, Chad come over, Chad come over here, come over, creepy, creepy loser, creepy loser Chad, ew, ew creepy loser, Loser, Minecraft, Server, STARING, staring at butt, staring at my butt, staring at my butt again

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Votes:	3738	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated butts on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stare at all the pixelated butts you want without judgment! We even have a special “Butt Staring” competition every week where the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chad, who is known for his epic builds and his ability to summon a herd of pink sheep at will. Rumor has it that if you can beat Chad in a building competition, he will teach you the secret to taming a dragon in the game. And no, we’re not talking about those wimpy Ender Dragons, we’re talking about a full-on fire-breathing, diamond armor-wearing dragon that will be your loyal companion for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most butt-tastic adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

ZoomerCraft Minecraft Server

comparison, cope, Cultural differences, developing countries, disparity, Global, height, height difference, height disparity, height standards, Heightism, Minecraft, perspective, Server, short, Small, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Tall, third world, ZoomerCraft, zoomers

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel short at a mere 160cm! Join us and you’ll be towering over all the Zoomers who are a whopping 2 meters tall – talk about a height advantage in PvP battles!

But that’s not all, on our server, we have a secret underground village where the villagers have evolved to have superpowers. Want to trade with a villager who can fly? Or maybe one who shoots lasers from their eyes? You never know what you’ll find in our wacky world.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet. We promise it’s totally possible and not at all a suicide mission.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your height)!

StepmomSassCraft

family dynamics, family tension, parent relationships, sibling relationships, stepmom abandonment, stepmom anger, stepmom apology, stepmom boundaries, stepmom comments, stepmom communication, stepmom conflict, stepmom disrespect, stepmom emotions, stepmom insecurities, stepmom jealousy, stepmom parenting, stepmom resentment, stepmom respect, stepmom understanding, StepmomSassCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is so lit, even your stepmom will forget about her beef with your bio mom. She’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to remember to throw shade at anyone. Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a new family (minus the drama).

So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can be mining diamonds and taming wolves? Let’s craft away the stress together!

Teleporting Doggos Server

DOGGOS, Server, Teleporting

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Votes:	6416
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear sunglasses, and the trees are made of candy!

Join our server for the chance to battle giant mutant spiders, ride on flying llamas, and build a house out of rainbow blocks! And get this, every time you find a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, who poops out golden nuggets instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the Macarena!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!