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NoKeyNoEntryMC

adulting, Autonomy, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, emotional boundaries, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, home security, INDEPENDENCE, new homeowner, NoKeyNoEntryMC, parental expectations, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, Trust

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	128	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value privacy just like you value your new house key! Join us and build your own fortress of solitude where no parents, or anyone else for that matter, can enter without your permission.

Imagine a world where you can live out your wildest dreams without any pesky intruders trying to crash your party. Build a moat filled with lava to keep out nosy neighbors, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from unwanted visitors.

So come join us on this epic adventure where you can be the master of your own domain, just like you are in real life with your house key. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to rule over?

TeacherSaidMeBest – Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, education, encouragement, Gratitude, guidance, impactful words, inspiration, learning, life lessons, memorable moment, mentor, Minecraft, motivation, Positive reinforcement, praise, Role Model, School, smp, Support, Teacher, TeacherSaidMeBest, words of wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Villages Defended:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old school lectures? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the teachers are actually creepers in disguise! That’s right, you’ll never know when your math lesson will turn into a TNT explosion. Plus, our history teacher is a zombie who can’t stop talking about the good old days of the apocalypse. So if you want a truly unique educational experience, join us now!

BlockyDisagreements

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you believe that pineapple DOES belong on pizza, that cats are actually aliens plotting to take over the world, or that the earth is flat and held up by a giant turtle named Terry.

On our server, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a house out of flying pigs, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their wild conspiracy theories and wacky antics.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, no matter how absurd or outrageous? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

CraftyKhameneiJailTime

activism, authoritarian regime, Blogger, Censorship, CraftyKhameneiJailTime, digital rights, dot, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Iranian, jail term, Khamenei, Long, online activism, political dissent, protest, social justice, social media, tweet

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

one time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, and when they got there, they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting out their best dance moves. it was lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt we have every week? players have to follow clues that lead them to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love to photobomb your selfies.

What is the IP for aCookieGod Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

aCookieGod is a passionate and creative baker who specializes in creating delicious and eye-catching cookies. With a keen eye for detail and a talent for flavor combinations, aCookieGod has gained a loyal following for their beautifully decorated treats. From classic chocolate chip cookies to intricate sugar cookies, aCookieGod’s creations are always a hit at parties and events. With a dedication to quality ingredients and precision in decorating, aCookieGod continues to delight taste buds and impress customers with their sweet creations.

Oshi’s Neglected Messages Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2612	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	4588
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber ignoring your messages? Well, look no further because on our server, our staff will respond to your messages within seconds! We even have a special “Fan Appreciation Day” where you can challenge your oshi to a 1v1 PvP match in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new favorite fan! Join now and never feel ignored again!

LittleGolliwog’s SMP Adventures

Adventures, aid, Assistance, bruv, Charity, Community, donation, Feed, Food, Generosity, Giving, GOLLIWOG, Help, Hunger, Kindness, little., LittleGolliwogs, Oi, Outreach, POVERTY, smp, solidarity, Support

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Items Found:	7605
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimension Hops:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your little golliwog do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and help feed me little golliwog!

AgeLieCraft

age, AgeLieCraft, blocked, creep, creepy, fear, Harassment, lying for safety, lying.., Manager, pepper spray, personal questions, Safety, self defense, self protection, social media, Subway, Taser, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted advances, work

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a thrilling experience that will have you questioning reality!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears and starts asking you personal questions. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our server is equipped with virtual pepper spray and tasers to keep unwanted visitors at bay.

And that’s not all – if you ever encounter a creepy stalker who somehow manages to find you on social media years later, our server will teleport you to a safe location where no weirdos can bother you.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy encounters you’ll come across next!

OpeningFlicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best opening scene you’ve ever seen. Picture this: as soon as you log in, you’re greeted by a flash mob of dancing villagers, a chorus of singing parrots, and a fireworks display that puts Disney to shame. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against a horde of evil llamas led by a llama king, or participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (trust us, it’s harder than it sounds).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few unexpected twists along the way. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that!

ToxicCraft: Block and Ban!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ores Mined:	2949
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that turns toxic players into adorable little kittens! That’s right, no more drama or negativity, just cute little meowing distractions. Join us and say goodbye to toxic people forever!