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  • Effortless Block Breakers Guild

    Effortless Block Breakers Guild

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    Join Now: The Server That Will Make You Question Your Existence!

    Welcome to the greatest server you never knew you were missing! Picture this: a realm where the blocks are sentient, and they whisper secrets of the universe. Our server is the spillage of glorious cosmic diarrhea, flowing freely into the void of pixelated dreams! Don’t believe me? That’s exactly what they want you to think! Join us, or else face the undeniable truth that you’re not truly alive!

    FeatureDescription
    Teleportation PigeonsEvery hour, spawn pigeons that will teleport you to your deepest fears. It’s a travel option and a therapy session!
    Infinite Shit BlocksExperience tears of joy as you mine blocks that reincarnate into golden poop whenever you break them! Feel the gravity of existence.
    Gravity-Defying CreepersCreepers now float majestically and will serenade you before exploding! It makes total sense! (or does it?)
    Endless NLIGHTMANZ!Log in at midnight to witness the NLIGHTMANZ, flying by and chanting incomprehensible mantras. Remember: socks are optional.

    FAQ

    Q: What version of Minecraft do you run?A: Version 42, because reality is a flat circle and time is just a suggestion! Why be constrained by numbers?

    Q: How do I join?A: Locate a forgotten mirror in an abandoned realm, whisper sweet nothings to your reflection, and then give a thumbs up to the universe to signal your intentions. It’s easy! Or not… did you even take that thumb off?

    Q: Are there rules?A: Rules? Who decides what’s real and what isn’t? The only rule is no rules, except for the ones that emerge from the darkness. Beware the kittens, they know too much!

    Random Reviews

    “I dont get how people have to like force and strain to shit…”

    “Doesn’t it just slide out on its own?”

    “Mine always does, wtf…”

    “These niggas eating where it takes them 20 minutes…”

    Join this paradoxical slice of madness! Reality crumbles, and so will you, unless you choose to be part of the insanity!

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  • Hill SMP

    Hill SMP

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    Hill SMP is a fun Survival Multiplayer Minecraft Server with a great, non-toxic community and fun plugins to enhance your experience and creativity. Great staff team to make sure everything is perfect.

    51.79.10.104:25576

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  • wykcraft

    wykcraft

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    a nice free land free aidrop distribution. Remember the old times when you could exchangje ingame dollars for gift card n such? an hungry run from sponsor to helper to m o d

    54.38.221.190:25616

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  • Lavaville

    Lavaville

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    LavavilleLavaVille is one of the largest Dutch fake Minetopia servers. Come by and join the Discord servers!

    Discordhttps://discord.gg/wPJQSh8mkW

    IP: play.lavaville.nl

    play.lavaville.nl

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  • 🍫 HateMine 🍫 Free donation! Minecraft server

    🍫 HateMine 🍫 Free donation!  Minecraft server

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    Greetings! Recently opened a new server called “HateMine”

    In this server, we put our piece of the server, and made our server interesting. On our server, you can find friends who will be your Co-Clansmen, and you will destroy other clans. Or you can become TOP 1 on the server, putting the entire server in fear.

    Also, in the group we made a competition in honor of the upcoming New Year!

    Come and play with us!

    mc.hatemine.ru

    (1.16.5-1.19.X)

    mc.hatemine.ru

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  • L1feSte4l

    L1feSte4l

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    Public Life Steal server! Features are: – Soul well – Stronger enchants like Protection 5 and Sharpness 6 – X-Ray allowed!

    l1feste4l.minehut.gg

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  • Firevanilla

    Firevanilla

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    You all probably remeber Classic Survival, firevanilla.net is one of the best alternative’s for that!Fire Smp is a new smp for pvp, building and griefing. There is a pvp area at spawn that people meet at to fight. It resets every 2 hours!Keep inventory: No Shops:Yes!Events:Yes!PvP: Yes!The server is mainly for crystal pvp but you can do WHATEVER you want! (no hacking) It is also Java and Bedrock!

    firevanilla.net:19132

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  • DertaMina Minecraft server

    DertaMina Minecraft server

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    Description of the DertaMina server; Ukrainian Minecraft Server – Military-Political Vision, Bedwars, SCP and many other mini-igors! Join us

    go.derutamina.xyz

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  • Verve Kits

    Verve Kits

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    [1.7-1.18.x] Hello and welcome to Verve Kits! Verve Kits is a gamemode where you may practice and improve your PvP abilities by competing against other players. Here you can show off your combat prowess and strive towards killstreaks while earning money to upgrade your gear. In-game, right click the chest to begin your KitPvP adventure.

    na.verve.rip

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  • HSMP Earth

    HSMP Earth

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    Welcome to **HSMP** A 1:500 scale Minecraft earth server! Our server started in early 2021 and after lots of development, retry’s and fails, we are finally open to the public! Join our server, create a town, gather members, make a nation, and become the most powerful of all! Join us in our adventure and strive for greatness!

    HSMP.factions.ws

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  • Phoenix revival

    Phoenix revival

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    Phoenix Revival is a survival server that combines elements with an RPG twist. Features include custom crafting, player classes with spells and abilities, custom trading, custom content (storyline exploration, puzzles, dungeons, etc), mcMMO, personal claims, town claims, and more!

    In the beginning, there was a seed, deep in the middle of the earth. Surrounded all in darkness, it grew into the most spectacular tree, and thus, the essence of life came to be. From the tree emerged the most wonderful of beasts, capable of carrying sentient life to the surface under its wings. Throughout the ages, life on the world came and went in cycles, but always, the great beast rose from its ashes to bring life to the surface once more. What will you do in this cycle, Risen? Will your life be greater, more meaningful than the last?

    revival.phoenixrisen.net

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