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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6778 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
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