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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4383 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5361 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like a paranoid detective trying to crack the case of the mysterious disappearing phone calls at your gyno’s office? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unanswered calls again! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a receptionist NPC who actually picks up the phone every time (unless you’re the crazy one, then we can’t help you there). So come on over and escape the madness of real life by diving into the wacky world of our server – where even the most outrageous stories seem totally normal.
