| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1561 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 534 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 918 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9691 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1655 | Star Shards Collected: | 133 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1308 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9930 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 264 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8305 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2872 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 151 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6059 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8718 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 989 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 645 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6403 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7025 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9471 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
