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The Giga Kino Minecraft SMP: First Episode

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	277
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the first episode is so epic that it literally makes your computer poop itself! That’s right, our server is so giga kino that even the machines can’t handle the awesomeness.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, but you’ll have to navigate through deadly traps and puzzles to claim your loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden dimension where the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your computer’s processing power). Let’s make memories that will go down in Minecraft history as the most outrageous and hilarious moments ever seen.

Terrorist

1.19.4, armor, character classes, Clans, Custom world, destiny, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mods, New Bosses and Monsters, optifine, Premium, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Slimefun, SOUNDS, Survival, texture pack, Tools, VOICES, weapons

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	2751
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

TeroCraft Survival RPG Server for 1.19.4 OptiFine, No premium, NO mods! You can find content like:

Clans New Bosses and Monsters Custom World Slimefun Weapons, armor and other items never seen before character classes Proximity voice chat

We have a unique texture pack that adds all kinds of tools, weapons, armor, voices, sounds and more.

And much more! What are you waiting for to forge your own destiny?

terocraft.my.pebble.host

Trump’s White House Minecraft Server

administration, appointees, Bush administration, cabinet members, CONSERVATIVE, executive branch, Governance, Government, House, Ideology, leadership, Minecraft, Officials, policy, political appointments, Politics, public service, republicans, Server, transition team, trump, Trumps, washington dc, White, White House

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	112
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Bush administration on steroids! We’ve got appointees that make Trump’s look like amateurs. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even run into a former president or two! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Romcom Council Minecraft SMP

BETTING, Cinema, Classics, comedy, Council, discussion, Entertainment, favorites, film, film industry, Horses, love, Minecraft, Movie, new releases, Recommendations, relationships, romance, romantic comedy, romcom, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Votes:	5555
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crops Grown:	9375	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Alright you filthy animals, it’s been way too long since we had a server like this. How’s your favorite romcom holding up? Got any juicy recommendations for us? But most importantly, have you seen the new horses we can bet on? Let’s chat about it all and have a wild time on this crazy SMP!

/voxel/ – Vexing Vortex Minecraft Server

Character, Combos, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, Nikeless Urban Square, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken community, Tekken General, Tekken mods, terminology, vexing, vortex, Voxel

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4324	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character showdowns and epic battles!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most skilled players in the Minecraft universe, with Glicko2 ratings that will make your head spin. Test your skills against the best of the best and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

Not convinced yet? How about this – we have a secret underground fighting ring where players can duke it out for ultimate bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Tekken 8 in Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

MCCandy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft SMP Creativity Exploration Farming Building Friends Gaming Multiplayer Survival Adventure Community Fun Land Claims Cross-platform Tutorials Economy Voting Perks Custom Features, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Welcome to MCCandy, a one-of-a-kind Minecraft server that’s as sweet as candy! We are a welcoming, community-focused SMP server where creativity, exploration, and fun come first. Whether you’re here for farming, building, or making friends, MCCandy is the perfect place for you.

1.21+ with New World Generation Our server is running Minecraft 1.21, featuring the latest world generation for you to explore! Both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join and enjoy seamless cross-platform play.

A Relaxed, Community-Focused Experience At MCCandy, we prioritize a fun and non-competitive environment. With features like land claims, no fall damage, and no griefing rules, you can focus on building and enjoying the game without worry.

Sweet Features and Tutorials Dive into our unique candy-themed gameplay! Every crop is reimagined as candy, adding a sweet twist to your farming adventures. We also offer helpful tutorials for new players, player warps, and an player chest shops, so you can trade and thrive in style.

Earn Perks by Playing and Voting Show your support by voting for the server and earn coins, money, crate keys, and more! Build your candy empire, set up chest shops, or simply enjoy the custom features with friends.

So grab your netherite hoe, plant some candy, and get ready for an unforgettable adventure. MCCandy is waiting for you—come make some sweet memories!

org.mccandy.org

Warrior Women Minecraft Server

abortion, BIAS, BRAINDEAD.., ceos, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender war, generalizations, lawmakers, Men, Minecraft, misconceptions, power, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, warrior, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the age-old gender war once and for all! Join us as we battle it out in epic PvP matches, where men and women can finally prove who truly reigns supreme in the virtual world.

But beware, ladies, as the men on this server are not your average gamers. They possess the power of CEOs and lawmakers, and they’re not afraid to use it to dominate the playing field. Will you be able to handle their superior skills and intellect? Only time will tell.

And gentlemen, don’t think you’re off the hook either. The women on this server are not to be underestimated. They may criticize you for not supporting abortion, but they’ll also show you that they’re more than just pretty faces. Get ready to face off against some fierce female gamers who are ready to take you down.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the ultimate battle of the sexes. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out!

Kiwi Craze Minecraft SMP

Adventure, auckland, Beaches, CRAZE, Hiking, kiwi, Kiwi culture, lord of the rings, Maori Culture, middle earth, Milford Sound, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, new zealand, North Island, queenstown, Rugby, Sheep, smp, South Island, tourism, travel, Wellington

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Do you love New Zealand? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP server! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually located on a secret floating island above New Zealand! That’s right, you can build your Minecraft empire while enjoying the stunning views of the Kiwi landscape below.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking penguins who give out enchanted weapons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be a part of this wacky world above New Zealand?

Moaning Minecraft Server

again.., animated, cartoons, Characters, children, Conversation, dialogue, Entertainment, family, funny, gender stereotypes, humor, Kids, little girl, Media, Minecraft, Moaning, parenting, Server, Son, television, Watching

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	783	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Tired of watching your son watch moaning little girl cartoons? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server where the only moaning you’ll hear is from the mobs as you slay them with your epic diamond sword! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and show your son what real gaming is all about! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!