🔥Quahog Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ores Mined:	559	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

alone, AMERICANS, blocks, busy, Communication, Community, Connection, Friends, friendship, Friendship Paradox, Friendship Time, friendship trends, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Paradox, relationships, Social Interaction, social trends, socializing, Technology, Time

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mines Excavated:	4687
Players Killed by Monsters:	5611	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Farms Harvested:	566
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

adultsonly, Communication, Community, Discord, dramafree, Friendly, Fun, Glimmer, Groove, Hatefree, java, Minecraft, mingle, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newworld, Server, smp, Strict, SUPREME, Survival, Timezones, Voicechat, Welcoming, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

ai, Belly, big belly, BigMinecraft, body positivity, captions, curvy, Edition, Erotic, FANTASY, fat women, feederism, fetish, indulgence, indulgent fantasy, irl bbw, kink, morphs, plus size, Roleplay, smp, vorarephilia, vore, vore edition

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Emeralds Found:	4757	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

brutal video games, challenging games, difficult video games, extreme difficulty, frustrating games, gaming endurance, hardcore gamers, Hardcore Gaming, Hardest video game, HardestGameEver, impossible games, insurmountable challenges, masochistic gaming, Minecraft, punishing gameplay, rage inducing games, relentless gameplay, smp, test of skill, tough video games, Ultimate Challenge, unbeatable levels, unforgiving games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

BlockBingeCraft

big impact, BlockBingeCraft, Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, small habit, success habits, Time management, transformative habits

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

GazaGriefGone

Accountability, airstrike, airstrikes, civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGriefGone, hostages, human rights violations, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, November, political tensions, Tragedy, War Crimes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

Based, Cliche, copycat, Derivative, Excessive, imitative, lackluster, Minecraft, monotonous, overuse, redundant, Repetition, Repetitive, Server, Tiresome, uncreative, unimaginative, uninspired, Unoriginal, unoriginality, unvaried

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9003	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

accusations, allegations, Conspiracy, controversy, cover up, crime, criminal behavior, Dungeon, Goldberg, Hart, hart dungeon, investigation, Justice, Minecraft, Rapes, scandal, smp, speculation, STOP, SUSPECT, Victim, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	6842

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, Air Force, aita, borrowed car, break up, BroSisCraft, brothers girlfriend, Contribute, ex boyfriend, guests, hunting down, Involved, kicking out, Lease, living together, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ONLINE, Passive, pay rent, Server, shared interests, threatening

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Star Shards Collected:	73	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	591
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!