Quahog Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

SprintCraft SMP: “I thought white people can’t run”

athletic abilities, athletic performance, athleticism, cultural beliefs, debunking misconceptions, debunking myths, debunking stereotypes, Endurance, FITNESS, misconceptions, people, physical abilities, physical capabilities, Race, racial stereotypes, RUN, running abilities, smp, societal perceptions, SPEED, sports, SprintCraft, Stereotypes, thought, White, white people

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Magic Items Found:	7819	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we prove all stereotypes wrong, including the one about white people not being able to run! Join us and witness the most epic race between our players as they sprint through the virtual world, leaving everyone in awe of their speed and agility.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of players who ride chickens into battle and wreak havoc on anyone who dares to challenge them. Will you join their ranks and become a master chicken rider?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the world, where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So come on, don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let’s defy expectations together!

BlockyLand Minecraft Server

BlockyLand, buying homes, communication with tenants, Eviction Notice, extended notice, finding new housing, inherited homes, LANDLORD, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant relationship, Minecraft, moving out, Notice, property management, rental agreements, rental market trends, rental properties, selling homes, selling real estate, Server, tenant rights, tenants

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky tenants who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate landlord without any of the hassle!

We have 8 virtual homes for you to rent out to other players, and you can kick them out whenever you want with just a click of a button! No need to deal with nasty text messages or guilt trips – just pure landlord power!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you extend eviction notices to five months instead of three. That’s right, you can be the most generous (or ruthless) landlord in the game!

So come join us on our server and show those tenants who’s boss! Let the eviction games begin!

WheelchairWedCraft

ableist, accessibility, Accommodation, budget constraints, discrimination, DIY wedding, event planning, family conflict, family contributions, family drama, formal invitations, garden wedding, meadow ceremony, outdoor wedding, prosthetic leg, save the dates, tent reception, Wedding, wedding budget, wheelchair accessible, WheelchairWedCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4422	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic wedding drama you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a meadow wedding in the center of a property that looks like it’s straight out of a garden magazine. Cobblestone paths, fountains, statues, shaped bushes – it’s a plant freak’s paradise! And guess what? We have willow and cherry blossom trees that will make you feel like you’re in a fairytale.

But wait, there’s more! We have a brother who’s dating someone with a prosthetic leg and wheelchair drama. Will she be able to navigate the terrain of our property? Will the bride accommodate her with a fancy tent patio? Will the family pull their contribution to the wedding over this drama? Find out on our server!

Join now for the most outrageous wedding drama you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

HinduCraft: ISKCON Clash Minecraft Server

Bangladesh protests, Bangladesh violence, clash, communal tensions, community violence, Hindu councilor, Hindu minority, HinduCraft, ISKCON, ISKCON attack, Kali temple attack, Kali temples, Minecraft, minority discrimination, minority rights, Political unrest, protest violence, religious extremism, religious persecution, religious tensions, religious violence, Server, social conflict, violent clashes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we make bangladesh protests look like child’s play!! we got crazy stuff happening like hindu councilors getting shot dead and ISKCON, kali temples getting attacked during violent clashes!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #minecraftmayhem #crazyclashes #jointhefun

BoomCraft: Rocket Raid!

Ain al-Asad airbase, Attack, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Defense, escalation, international relations, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile strike, news报道, Raid, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, security sources, Targeted, Tension, Terrorism, us forces, violence, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch rockets at airbases and blow stuff up like a bunch of crazy maniacs! our security sources say it’s a blast! literally! join now for a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, you won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #rocketfun #joinusnow

FutureAmnesiaCraft

altered timeline, Alternate Reality, Amnesia, forgotten mission, Future, FutureAmnesiaCraft, futuristic, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory recovery, memory retrieval, Paradox, quantum physics, regret, Sci Fi, temporal displacement, time manipulation, time travel, time travel fiction, time traveler, undoing mistakes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Potions Brewed:	92	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Towns Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22

so, like, you know when you time travel to undo something but then you forget what you were supposed to undo? that’s basically what happened to you, dude. but don’t worry, on our server, you can totally find clues and piece together your past life while building epic structures and battling mobs. join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery and mayhem! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. no joke. come on, what are you waiting for? the fate of the universe depends on you remembering why you time traveled in the first place. no pressure or anything.

CraftyZzzzSchoolDropouts

academic achievement, academic performance, academic success, children, cognitive function, CraftyZzzzSchoolDropouts, developing world, education, learning, school attrition, school dropout, school performance, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, student health, student retention, student success, test scores

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

u know what’s better than sleep? MINECRAFT. join our epic server where sleep is for the weak and mining is for the strong. we got so much fun u won’t even remember what a test score is. forget school, come play with us and become a block-building legend. in the developing world, they don’t need school when they have our server to keep them entertained. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s mine our way to victory! #sleepisforlosers #minecraft4life

SpudCraft: The Potato Server – No seasoning required, just pure spud-tacular fun!

active shopping district, application, collaborative build projects, Custom World Generation, Diamond Economy, Discord, ender dragon, enhanced places to build, Fun, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Mature Community, new community, overhauled villages, Potato, Pure, required, Seasoning, Server, smp, spawn command, SpudCraft, spudtacular, Vanilla, voice chat, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
New Chunks Explored:	70204	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

SpudCraft Overview

Feature	Description
Trust-Based Economy	Similar to HermitCraft
/spawn Command	Easy way to get back to spawn
Voice Chat Mod	Just like in HermitCraft
Vanilla Server	Essential datapacks included
Age Requirement	15 years old for maturity reasons
Community	Kind, mature, and interactive
Build Projects	Collaborative projects and events
BlueMap	Explore the world online
Custom World Generation	No mods required, enhanced places to build

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab).
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required! Enjoy enhanced places to build and overhauled villages.

When did SpudCraft launch its seventh season?

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old! We just fought the Ender Dragon on Saturday, so if you’re looking for a semi-new and welcoming community with an active shopping district, we’re the one!

How can I join SpudCraft?

Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

IslandPipo: The Coolest Minecraft Server!

Community, comparison, Contrast, COOLEST, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, Environment, geography, heritage, Identity, island life, IslandPipo, Lifestyle, mainland life, mainlandpipo, Minecraft, perspective, Server, society, Traditions, Unique

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring mainland Minecraft servers? Well, say hello to islandpipo – the craziest, wackiest, and most bananas Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on!

Join us on islandpipo and experience a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love belly rubs.

But that’s not all – on islandpipo, you can ride on the backs of dolphins through rainbow-colored waterfalls, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So why waste your time on boring old mainland servers when you can join the party on islandpipo? Come on over and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

Oh your imaginary internet money rugged? Don’t flush from Minecraft SMP!

Blockchain, blockchain technology, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital wallet, dont, drinkable, faucet water, Financial Security, financial technology, FLUSH, flush money, Imaginary, imaginary internet money, internet, internet currency, Minecraft, MONEY, online payments, peer-to-peer transactions, rugged, secure transactions, smp, toilet faucet, virtual money

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of your imaginary internet money going down the drain? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where the currency flows like water from your toilet faucet – and don’t worry, it’s perfectly drinkable!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cheeseburger and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to take a bite.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real money when you can have this kind of fun? Come join us and see for yourself!