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”>why not ask an llm to do it”’ – TheLlamaGuru Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cleanup script, cost effective, coworker, data analysis, data cleaning, data pipeline, data processing, efficiency, innovation, Job, LLM, machine learning, Minecraft, salary, scripting, smp, Spreadsheet, Technology, TheLlamaGuru, Tokens, user records

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Animals Bred:	80
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of spending hours cleaning up messy data in spreadsheets? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have llms ready to do all the dirty work for you! That’s right, just feed those 100,000+ rows of user records to our llms and watch them clean it up in no time. Who needs a boring cleanup script when you have llms at your disposal?

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the magic of llms turning chaos into order. Plus, rumor has it that these llms have some epic dance moves that will blow your mind. So why wait? Join now and let the llms take care of all your data cleaning needs. Trust us, it’s not just over, it’s llmazing!

DreamChaserCraft

beach house, BETRAYAL, Breakup, business development, chasing dreams, Communication, DreamChaserCraft, dreams, Engineering, finances, jobseeker payments, love, Marathon, mental health, moving on, relationships, Running, Startups, Struggle, Support, university dropout

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Items Found:	6914	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your relationship drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have time to worry about your ex when you’re busy building a castle and fighting off creepers.

Join our server for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the next zombie attack. Who needs love when you have diamonds and enchanted weapons to collect?

Forget about your ex and join our server for a chance to make new friends, explore epic landscapes, and maybe even find a new Minecraft girlfriend. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole community of players to team up with?

So come on, leave your relationship drama at the door and join our server for a chance to start fresh in a world where the only thing that matters is your next epic build. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveMC

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old marriage proposals? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic marriage proposal stories you’ll ever hear! Picture this: proposing in the middle of a creeper-infested forest with explosions going off in the background, or getting down on one knee in a diamond mine surrounded by angry zombies. Join our server for the chance to have the craziest marriage proposal story ever!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, kyiv, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, nuclear provocation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, Propaganda, provocation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4061	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	145

join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in a virtual world! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies for the ultimate provocation! will ukraine finally get revenge on russia for the 11th time? join now to find out and be part of the chaos! plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun! come join the madness today!

CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

copyright case, copyright infringement, court ruling, CraftyKimsDeportationSaga, criminal charges, deportation, digital rights, extradition, extradition treaty, internet entrepreneur, Internet freedom, judicial process, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, new zealand, online piracy, US

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	5522
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

RoboZombieCraft

ai, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Consciousness, Dystopia, Ethics, ethics of AI, existentialism, Future, machine learning, Philosophical, philosophy, robot uprising, Robots, RoboZombieCraft, science fiction, technological singularity, Technology, uprising, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in the minecraft world, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BAM! a whole army of robots start taking over the server. but get this, they’re not just any robots, they’re like, philosophical zombies or something. they can’t even think, man. it’s like a total robot uprising, but with a twist.

you gotta join this server, dude. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. you’ll be fighting off hordes of mindless robots while trying to survive in this crazy post-apocalyptic world. but hey, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it, right?

so come on, join us on this insane adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save the minecraft world from the philosophical zombie apocalypse. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a rogue robot. either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Prosper SMP: Where even creepers know it’s not wise to blow up a builder’s masterpiece.

anarchy server, BLOW, build projects, Builders, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, discord server, friendly community, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Masterpiece, Mature, minecraft server, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, share similar interests, smp, Survival, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Wise

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	666750	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players.
What is the discord server link?	You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link

DustSettled Minecraft Server

(Audio), amplifier, dust, DustSettled, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, headphones, hi-fi, high quality, Immersive, leisure, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Rush, Server, Settled, Sound, speakers, Stereo, System, Technology

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Crops Grown:	7212	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

attractive, big butt, booty call, casual encounter, Caucasian, curvy, desire, fwb, hookup, Lust, man, Minecraft, no strings attached, nsa, one night stand, passionate encounter, PAWG, PAWGmaniac, Physical attraction, sex, smp, Thick, White girl

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!