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SpeedyCraft: Walk of Shame

Acting, aita, Commute, Confused, Dance, exhausted, Fast, fully vaccinated, groceries, hurt, husband, left out, Mall, out of place, outing, puppy, quality time, shame, singing, socialization, SpeedyCraft, theater teacher, Training, walk

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of keeping up with your husband and a new puppy? Look no further! Join our server for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this Reddit post.

Imagine trying to navigate through a virtual world with your husband sprinting ahead and leaving you in the dust. Will you be able to catch up and make it home in time for dinner? Or will you be stuck wandering around aimlessly, feeling like you’re always one step behind?

With our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to keep up with a fast-walking husband while also tending to your virtual puppy in a sling bag. Will you be able to juggle it all and still have time to train your puppy to sit and lay down in the game?

Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to balance work, family time, and virtual adventures all at once. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between following your husband’s usual route or taking a detour by the waterside promenade – the choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the madness of virtual family time!

EUcraft: Brexit Edition

brexit, Edition, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, European Economic Area, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, international relations, opinion, Politics, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, trade agreements, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

000, 2.., Afghan, Afghan commandos, Afghanistan, asylum claims, asylum seekers, AsylumDenied, blocked, BlockOps, confirms, credible, Defense, Government, immigration, Military, Ministry of Defense, mod, News, Refugees, SECURITY, special forces, Special Operations, uk

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	1069
Votes:	3671	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	182	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Potions Brewed:	59	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Ores Mined:	5205	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Crops Grown:	2488
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Buildings Constructed:	27
New Chunks Explored:	648825	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	7766

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Buildings Constructed:	33
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow