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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7804 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 134 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5847 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
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