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The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

ancestral worship, ancient gods, cultural pride, divine beings, eastern europe, Eastern European culture, folklore, folklore legends, Gods, Minecraft, Mythology, pagan gods, polytheism, slavic, Slavic culture, slavic gods, Slavic heritage, slavic mythology, slavs, smp, spiritual traditions, supernatural beings, traditional beliefs

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

barbecue, Client, competitors, CraftySabotage, DEBT, Distance, financial trouble, Friends, going LC, husband, Kids, lending money, Marriage, Minecraft, Relocation, Respect, sabotage, Sales, Server, sneaky, Trust, WIBTA

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	188	Secret Passages Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Votes:	9955	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

DressGate: Mom Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, DressGate, Edition, friendship, healthy body image, mom, mother-daughter relationships, Motherhood, parenting, peer pressure, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, social pressure, teenage development, teenage girls, teenage relationships, toxic friendships

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

HeartbreakCraft SMP

acceptance, BETRAYAL, bitter, Closure, Communication, emotional baggage, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, life lesson, longest relationship, moving on, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self worth, self-care, smp, Trust

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyBargains

affordable products, affordable shopping, bargain items, best things under $10, budget shopping, budget-friendly products, cheap finds, cost-effective buys, CraftyBargains, discounted products, economical finds, frugal shopping, great deals, inexpensive items, low-cost purchases, money-saving buys, pocket-friendly purchases, thrifty shopping, under $10, value for money, wallet-friendly purchases

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	76	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Canada, Canadian politics, Conservative parliamentarians, ConservativeCraft, Democracy, election, Ethics, federal inquiry, foreign influence, foreign interference, Government, inquiry, Interference, investigation, justin trudeau, Minecraft, political corruption, political ethics., political scandal, scandal, Server, trudeau

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	144
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Star Shards Collected:	214	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

advocacy, autism, AutismCraft, Awareness, conviction, criminal justice, DAUGHTER, death penalty, Demeanor, disability, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice system, Legal System, medical crisis, mental health, misjudgments, neurodiversity, Redemption, Robert Roberson, Robs, wrongful conviction

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Monarch Migration Madness

breeding populations, butterfly conservation, butterfly habitats, butterfly mortality, butterfly populations, butterfly preservation, butterfly species, Endangered species, environmental conservation, fall migration, insect conservation, insect migration, madness, Mexico migration, Migration, MONARCH, monarch butterflies, monarch butterfly conservation, monarch butterfly decline, monarch butterfly migration, stable populations, wildlife conservation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8213
Votes:	353	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

tempestrealm.com

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Star Shards Collected:	234
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

play.cometsmp.net