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CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	165
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3037
Animals Bred:	139	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Farms Harvested:	662	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Void Gems Collected:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5572	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Farms Harvested:	431
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

Brazil, Fun, MuskCraft, resuming

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	8017	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

fucked up, fucked up person, fucked up piece of shit, fucked up piece of shit person, Minecraft, person, piece of shit, piece of shit person, pixelated, Server, Trash, Ugly, ugly fucked up, ugly fucked up person, ugly fucked up piece, ugly fucked up piece of shit, ugly fucked up piece of shit person, ugly person, ugly piece of shit, ugly piece of shit person

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

Anime, Entertainment, Gaming, Girls, hololive, hololive girls, IDOLS, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Minecraft, online personalities, Otaku, purity, smp, still virgins, streaming, Talents, Virgins, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	1524	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	4124

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!