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SpigotBlameGame

bill, Blaming, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, facebook, family, financial responsibility, flooded yard, LEAK.., misunderstanding, outside spigot, parenting, property damage, RESPONSIBILITY, sister, social media, SpigotBlameGame, water company, water pressure, water usage

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a toddler turning on a spigot for two days straight? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Imagine logging on to find your entire virtual world flooded because someone left the water running. Who could it be? Maybe it was your mischievous niece, or perhaps it was a sneaky creeper trying to cause chaos.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your water bill). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just be sure to keep an eye on that spigot – you never know when it might turn on by itself!

ConfessCraft SMP: AnonSecrets

AnonSecrets, anonymous confession, concealed truth, ConfessCraft, confidential disclosure, confidential revelation, hidden confession, hidden desires, Hidden Truth, innermost thoughts, intimate confession, personal confession, private confession, private revelation, private thoughts, secret revelation, Secrets, smp, suppressed memories, undisclosed confession, undisclosed emotions, unspoken feelings, untold secrets

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of hiding your deepest, darkest secrets in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage you to spill all the tea! Confess your wildest secrets without judgment and let your inner drama llama run wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and build friendships based on scandalous confessions. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to spill the tea on? Join now and let the drama unfold!

PixelPunish

barbaric punishment, brutal torture, Capital Punishment, corporal punishment, cruel and unusual punishment, cruel punishment, dehumanizing punishment, extreme forms of punishment, extreme punishment, historical punishments, human torture, inhumane treatment, medieval torture methods, PixelPunish, psychological torture, public executions, sadistic punishment, severe punishment, torture devices, unethical punishment, worst punishment

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	604293	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created a virtual world where players can experience the most outrageous and hilarious forms of punishment imaginable. From being forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity to being chased by a horde of angry llamas, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes (or hooves, in the case of the llamas).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will test your skills and wit. Can you navigate the maze of doom and claim the legendary diamond sword at the end? Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to try.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt (or until the llamas catch up to you).

RuskyBannedCraft

Affiliated, banning, Christianity, Church, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign influence, Government, law, legislation, Orthodox, Parliament, Politics, relations, religious freedom, religious organizations, RuskyBannedCraft, Russian, separation, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Items Found:	7309	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s parliament banning Russian-affiliated religious organizations? Yeah, that’s how crazy awesome this server is!

Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures you can imagine. We’ve got unicorns roaming around, dragons breathing fire, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of llamas wearing top hats. We host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Russian-affiliated religious organizations when you’ve got a Minecraft server like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

PolymerCraft: Solar Drop – Data Mining Edition

academic study, accurate models, active learning, data, data extraction, data selection, discovery time, Drop, Edition, efficiency, initial conditions, innovation, materials science, Mining, polymer solar cells, PolymerCraft, property prediction models, renewable energy, research, researchers, scientific advancement, Solar, solar energy, Technology, Thompson sampling, Upper confidence bound sampling

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	430727	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Towns Built:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server be like a time machine, but instead of goin back in time, u goin back 15 years in discovery time of polymer solar cells! yea, u heard me right, u can be like a mad scientist and shiz, usin data from 3,300 papers to create epic property prediction models. and get dis, we use Thompson sampling and Upper confidence bound sampling to make sure ur predictions be on point, no matter what! so come join us and be a virtual scientist on da most insane minecraft server ever!

Merryweather’s Fabulous Minecraft Server

Behavior, Character development, confusion, Deception, disguise, Fabulous, Gay, hidden agenda., Identity, merryweather, Merryweathers, Minecraft, Motive, PERSONAL LIFE, PRETEND, psychological analysis, Recent Events, Rumors, secret, Server, Sexuality, social dynamics, speculation, unexpected behavior

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	177	Love Letters Sent:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Merryweather pretending to be gay for the past 2 months? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the villagers are questioning their own identities. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to uncover the truth behind Merryweather’s sudden change in orientation. Who knows what other secrets are waiting to be discovered in our wacky world! Join now and see what all the fuss is about.

NinaCraft SMP – Saotome’s Silly Survival

#youtube, covers, Gaming, indie vtubers, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, nina, Nina Saotome, NinaCraft, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, Saotomes, silly, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, smp, sultry voice, Survival, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, VT, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Votes:	5091

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Fun in the Sun Edition where we promise you’ll have more laughs than a creeper explosion.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Not to mention, our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

And who is Nina, you may wonder? Well, she’s our resident VTuber and VSinger who serenades us with her powerful voice while we mine for resources. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, music, and mayhem. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family resentment, family scapegoat, family scapegoating, Family secrets, family trauma, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental neglect, SassySibs, Server, sibling betrayal, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling manipulation, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, teenage angst, toxic parents, verbal abuse

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your toxic family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your parents calling you stupid and favoring your sister over you. Join us and build a virtual world where you are the king and your sister can’t shrink your laundry or break your vases!

We understand the struggles of dealing with parents who make you feel like you’re the worst, so come join our server where you can be the hero of your own story. No more getting yelled at for your sister’s mistakes or being blamed for everything that goes wrong. On our server, you’re the star and your sister can cry all she wants, it won’t affect you here!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the drama and be treated like the amazing person you are, join our Minecraft server today! You’ll never have to see your toxic family again and you can finally be free to be yourself without any judgment. Let’s build a world where you’re the winner and your sister can’t bring you down. See you in the game!

MomRageCraft

anger, arguments, Castle, Communication, CON, crying, family, family dynamics, Guilt, hard of hearing, headache, hearing aids, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, outside play, overwhelmed, rocky relationship, train tickets, Yelling

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Are you tired of rocky relationships with your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual castle is drama-free and filled with fun adventures. Plus, no need to worry about missing out on important conversations – our chat feature ensures you catch every word!

Forget about family arguments and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Explore the virtual world, build incredible structures, and make new friends along the way. And don’t worry, there’s no curfew or strict rules here – you can play as long as you want without anyone telling you to come home early!

So come join our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

HabitSwap Minecraft SMP

bizarre practices, copying habits, copying others, eccentric habits, HabitSwap, idiosyncrasies, mimicry, Minecraft, odd habits, odd tendencies, peculiar mannerisms, picked up habits, quirky behaviors, quirky habits, smp, strange behaviors, strange habits, unconventional behaviors, unique practices, unusual customs, unusual habits, unusual traits, weird tendencies

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering from our resident llama tamer, who claims to have a secret underground llama army ready to take over the server at any moment. Or perhaps you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Dance-Off” competition, where players must impress the judges with their best chicken impersonations to win exclusive in-game prizes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato King,” a mysterious player who only communicates in riddles and challenges others to potato-themed quests. Rumor has it that whoever can decipher the Potato King’s cryptic messages will be rewarded with unlimited potatoes for life.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed, bewildered, and thoroughly entertained. Just be warned, things tend to get a little… potato-y around here.