Qalandars Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

”’>Winning Game<''' Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Dragon Eggs Found:	4444
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of toxic players ruining your League of Legends experience? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Jungler Dies Once” policy! If a jungler dies, they must perform a hilarious dance routine for the rest of the game to make up for it. Plus, if anyone tries to FF early, they will be banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Join us for a truly epic and drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other!

Pixel Link SMP – General PXL

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dimension Hops:	6
Potions Brewed:	95	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3970

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this mysterious, magical, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play alongside the clumsiest girl next door, the silliest girly girl, and even a chuuni seiso girl who’s ready to take on the world (of Minecraft, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of delulu deredere, gremlin imouto, and dorky weird girl as they navigate through horror games, RPGs, and retro classics. And let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who’s always up for a game of cards or a round of karaoke.

With original songs, covers, and ASMR to boot, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the PixelFriends idol group, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Illinois TV Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Alien Abductions:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring political ads interrupting your Minecraft gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! We promise zero political ads and 100% more fun. Plus, our opponents are against building epic structures and mining for diamonds. Don’t let them win, vote for a server where your virtual life depends on it! Join us now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and absurd campaign promises.

Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the Dark Repulser – a legendary sword that can one-shot any mob in the game, including the Ender Dragon!

Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	427
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Potions Brewed:	162
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Love Letters Sent:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

Djeeta art, dlc, DP frame data debate, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, gbvsg, general, granblue, granblue fantasy versus, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, Playstation players, Resources, rooms, Sandalphon, smp, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Upcoming DLC, Vikala, Website

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Potions Brewed:	119	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	4570
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).