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Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Void Gems Collected:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4899

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

affordable housing, Bull Run, Crypto, Digital Currency, economic uncertainty, Economy, GOLD, government investment, green energy, inflation, Infrastructure, Investors, kamala harris, Kamalas, Minecraft, portfolio growth, precious metals, public-private partnerships, real estate, regulations, silver, smp, stocks, Tech

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Towns Built:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

TELEGRAM PREMIUM giveaway – @crazyzonemcbe

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Roco Loco Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4182	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

Based Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Potions Brewed:	200
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8751	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with players who all rock the twintail hairstyle, because we believe in the power of double the fun! Join us and unleash your inner twintail warrior as you battle mobs and build epic structures with your trusty twintails by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?

So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!

BlockBuddies – Minecraft Server

BlockBuddies, Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, NA General, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).

And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).