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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8882 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 204 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 853475 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?