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HateBrusselsSprouts Minecraft SMP

changing tastes, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, childhood toys, childhood treats, childhood TV shows, DISLIKES, growing up, HateBrusselsSprouts, kids activities, kids entertainment, kids shows, kids’ food, kids’ hobbies, kids’ interests, kids’ pastimes, kids’ preferences, kids’ snacks, Minecraft, Nostalgia, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476

Remember that one toy you used to play with for hours on end as a kid, but now it just collects dust in the corner of your room? Well, this Minecraft SMP is like that toy, except it’s still as awesome as ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy shenanigans, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all one big dysfunctional family.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.

BlockBusterCrime

BlockBusterCrime, consequences, crime, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, hypothetical consequence, hypothetical crime, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, illegal, Justice, law, moral dilemma, morality, never happen again, personal values, punishment, society, worst crime

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6719	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about these problems again!

Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.

So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

BlockBlast, border tensions, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cross-border conflict, hezbollah, international news, Israel, Israeli citizen, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, regional instability, retaliation fears, Rockets, security concerns, security threats, Server, violence, War

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	553	Potions Brewed:	36

lol imagine if rockets were fired in minecraft and you had to dodge them while building your epic base! that’s the kind of crazy fun you can have on our server! join now and experience the thrill of dodging virtual rockets while trying to survive and thrive in a world full of danger and excitement! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have this kind of insane action?! come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

GalileeGriefers

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, death, Destruction, Galilee, GalileeGriefers, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, rocket strike, Tension, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of your TNT cannon! forget about real life drama like hezbollah strikes, on our server the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! join now for a chance to build the most epic base and battle it out with other players in insane pvp battles! who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world full of endless fun and adventure! come join us now and leave the real world behind!

MemeCraft: Telepathic Efficiency

Advanced, Communication, creativity, cultural phenomenon, digital communication, efficiency, humor, information sharing, internet culture, Memecraft, memes, memes as communication, Messaging, online trends, pop culture, social media, social sharing, Technology, Telepathic, telepathy, viral

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	496
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

lol come join this epic minecraft server where memes are like, the ultimate form of communication, like you can literally read minds through memes, it’s like telepathy but with more lolz.

we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.

our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.

join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.

NanoSwitchCraft

advanced materials, big way, circuit design, Durability, durability testing, electrical engineering, Electronic Components, electronic devices, fast switching, ferroelectric material, future technology, high-speed transistors, Impact, innovation, MIT scientists, nanosecond speeds, NanoSwitchCraft, promising technology, revolutionize electronics, semiconductor technology, transistors

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Votes:	5585	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

so like, u know how u always want to build stuff in minecraft but ur redstone game is weak af? well, this server got u covered cuz we got new transistors that switch at nanosecond speeds! that’s like, super fast yo. u can build the craziest redstone contraptions ever and they’ll work like a charm.

and get this, these transistors are made out of ferroelectric material so they’re super durable. u can build a redstone door that opens and closes a million times and it’ll still work perfectly. it’s like magic, but with redstone.

mit scientists say this technology could revolutionize electronics, but we’re bringing it to minecraft first. so come join our server and be a redstone wizard like never before. trust me, ur mind will be blown by the things u can create. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Burvtree Zombie Apocalypse Server

Anarchy, Apocalypse, base building, Bloodmoon, bloodmoon event, Crafting, Groups, GUNPOWDER, Guns, guns crafting, Hordes, Iron, java, multiplayer, nicely., Redstone, Server, smp, Survival, survival server, zombie, zombie drops, zombie horde, zombies

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Enchantments Applied:	239	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Towns Built:	7

This is a new SMP server with guns and zombies! Every 7 nights, there is a bloodmoon, that spawns hordes of zombies that can break and build. You better hope you found a base or built one by then, because you will not survive the zombie horde. You can however, stand a chance if you craft the guns that are in this server. The command “/qa craft” can be used to make guns out of iron, gunpowder, and redstone, which all drop from zombies. You may die a few times, but you should be good if you find one of the few groups that are on this server, Nicely go up to their door and ask if you can stay, or hide in their base if you would like. Do whatever you must to survive the apocalypse.

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FantaCraft Minecraft Server

beverage consumption, beverage preferences, carbonated beverages, carbonated soft drinks, cultural drinks, drink habits, fanta, FantaCraft, favorite drinks, fizzy drinks, fruity drinks, fruity soda, global beverages, global flavors, international drinks, international sodas, Minecraft, orange soda, popular drinks, Server, Soda, soft drink brands, soft drinks

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have an unlimited supply of F𝔞nt𝔞 for all our players. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, just crack open a cold F𝔞nt𝔞 and relax in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground F𝔞nt𝔞 factory where players can embark on a quest to uncover the recipe for this delicious soda. Rumor has it that the recipe is guarded by a giant Creeper who only speaks in F𝔞nt𝔞 slogans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the fizzy fun for yourself. Who knew that F𝔞nt𝔞 could be the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	646939	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!